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The Executioner Game On Kickstarter – A Preview

One of the benefits of lazy afternoons on Twitter is that you occasionally come across something interesting, like the newest Kickstarter offering from Lesser Evil Games, The Executioner.

The Executioner advertises itself as a psychological horror RPG focusing on “the monster in every man” and puts you in the shoes of Theodor Grim, the new Royal Executioner. You have taken up the position following your father’s execution for treason (which you can choose to carry out yourself, no less) and as the King’s new agent of death are responsible for obtaining confessions from criminals before executing them in front of a crowd craving a bloody spectacle.

Confessions are obtained by torture, both of the physical and psychological variety, and the game does a good job of making you feel like you are treading a fine line with your own morality. This is also where the true twist in the game presents itself, around the main story line of you being responsible for investigating cases and sentencing people to death, there is the task of attempting to maintain your own sanity. Of course, you could just end up sharing your father’s fate, which tends to negate the issue of your own sanity in any event.

The Executioner is a text-heavy game in the vein of the old Fighting Fantasy style adventure books. Of course, there’s no bookmarking your previous page and turning back on your decisions if you don’t like the outcome. Illustrated with beautiful greyscale artwork allowing you to see your victims suffer and the world around you develop, The Executioner is also a joy to look at whilst playing.

The world of The Executioner is ruled by seven variables. Six of these are paired (Rational vs. Mystical, Monarchy vs. Revolution and Humanity vs. Sociopathy) and the last, Chaos, stands alone. The six paired variables change based on each action/decision you make within the game, and will effect not only your main character, but also the world surrounding him, changing the path Theodore will take as the game goes on. Chaos exists to set out how intense, dynamic and bloody your overall game experience will be.

Thoedore also has a talent of his own, in that he has an ability to tell when people are lying. This in turn will influence how to respond to the various options the game presents you with, although something that became apparent from the demo is that knowing when people are lying to you will not always necessarily give you the ability to change your own fate.

The game itself lasts approximately 20 hours, but the developers have confirmed that the game will have 8 different endings that will change the protagonist and the world in “dramatically different ways”, suggesting that it will have decent replayability factor.

Having played the demo, it is clear that the written English could use a little tweaking, but the game itself is full of potential with a world and supporting cast that you want to learn more about, coupled with beautiful illustrations that reflect the tone of the content on offer.

The game itself is currently estimated for release in November 2017 on Windows PC, with further platforms to be released as stretch goals in the future.

The Kickstarter campaign has 8 different levels of pledge ranging from $5 to $5000 and rewards range from a digital copy of the game to the ability to design your own victim or become a member of the game world’s royalty (as shown below). The game is currently 27% funded and the Kickstarter runs until 23rd May 2017.

You can find the campaign here if you want to pledge towards the game for yourself, and the link also includes the demo mentioned above. The demo has been confirmed as lasting about an hour (depending of course on how fast a reader you are – I completed it in approximately 40 minutes) and is well worth checking out. It certainly left me wanting to discover more about the complexities that began to present themselves from an introduction that felt that little bit too short.

In the meantime, you can also check out the teaser trailer below and there are plenty more details about the game on the developer’s blog here.

Dust and Decay – Chapter 16 – By Sean P. Wallace

Want to know what’s happening? The first book Dust and Sand was serialised here at Geek Pride. A summary is available here. You can also buy the definitive edition of Dust and Sand at all good eBook stores.

The ground fractured at the impact. Displaced grit and sand wafted over Penelope. It smelled medicinal, sharp. She and the nun shielded their eyes, coughed hard. The gunfire ceased and the night instead sang with the pattering of small stones landing around them.

The nun dropped her hand and looked toward the impact. Distracted for a second. Penelope took advantage, stepped in and thrusted her palm into the woman’s temple. Knocked the nun over, her head slamming against the ground for a second thunk. Her eyes closed. Her strength drained. She wouldn’t get back up soon.

Penelope’s blood crackled. Her arms and legs pulsed with open scratches and mounting bruises. She spat out bloody phlegm. And yet she’d not felt this good in… ever. She considered planting her boot in the nun’s unguarded stomach, a final visceral note to the fight, but looked to whatever had given her the opening instead.

She almost toppled on seeing it, uneven on bruised legs. Ahead of Dust, something twelve feet tall with eight ragged wings breathed heavily. Iridescent scales and chitin alternated across its back and stomach, giving way only to arms protruding from its snake-like body. Arms the colour of teak. At one end of its form was a forked tail with a bulbous, beehive-shaped bone between the fork; at the other was a child’s head, a young Asiatic girl. Her face was held in immovable pain, more mask than flesh.

This… creature had achieved what civility couldn’t: ended the fight between the posses. Dust, an uneven-looking Shadows Fade, and their attackers turned their guns on this horrible thing. Enmities put aside to concentrate on survival.

Penelope swallowed and her ears popped. Booming shots reached her now, bullets or magical attacks pinging from the creature’s thick armour. Dust shouted at Shadows Fade, though she couldn’t make him out over the buzzing breathing.

For its part, the horror did not fight back. Even with Godly Claw on its back. Shots, claws, and bites went ignored. Matthew ran into the open, an obvious and easy target, but it remained still. Impassive.

Matthew gripped Penelope’s arms. Panic draped over his soft features. “What is that? Something’s not right about it. More than the obvious.”

Penelope drew her knife. “I don’t know, but you’re right about it being… wrong. Look, move this nun somewhere safe.” She gestured to her opponent. “Whatever that thing is, I’ll kill it.”

“Are you mad?!”

She pulled herself from his grasp. “No, I’m capable.”

Trusting the young man to do the only thing he could, Penelope ran toward the beast. Its breathing became a cacophonous assault, a screeching engine that pushed needles into her ears. A good defence, she acknowledged. Yet the creature seemed to only care about defence. Didn’t have a single obvious means of attack…

Halting near Dust, she grabbed his shoulder. Somehow, she surprised him, and nearly got a bullet to the temple for it. He mouthed something at her, looking confused.

“What do we do?” Penelope shouted.

Dust shook his head and went back to firing.

“Dust, what do we do? This isn’t working!”

He rolled his cylinder to reload and emptied another barrel into the beast.

Anger flared in her at being ignored. But no, not even Dust was that stubborn. What the hell was going on? None of this felt right.

Standing so close, she noticed Dust’s magical shots didn’t ping away: no, his and Shadows Fade’s magical attacks were absorbed. Neither Dust nor Shadows Fade had noticed. Now, Penelope didn’t know much about the Triangle, but this monster wasn’t actually doing anything. It hardly moved except to breathe. If they were damaging it, it was remarkably calm about the fact. Impossibly so.

No creature would jump the Wanted Man without a plan of attack. Tiring him out, or using his energy against him, seemed like good plans to Penelope. By firing blindly, he and Shadows Fade were playing into its hands. All seven of them.

She pulled at Dust’s arm to get his attention, making his shot go awry. He tried to push her away, mouthing something undoubtedly insulting, but she held on and shook her head. Tried to get through to him that he was being foolish.

Dust pushed her again, knocking her over. His shoulders turned back to face his fruitless attacks, but his eyes stayed on her. His normal determination or anger was gone. If anything, he looked pleading. Desperate.

He wasn’t in control of his actions.

But that didn’t make sense. Dust insisted he was immune to mind control thanks to his tattoo. He wasn’t the type to talk foolishness like that or be brash. No, if he had a weakness, he would let Penelope and Shadows Fade know it. It could be a weakness he didn’t know about, but he’d spent years facing horrors, met all kinds of attacks. That didn’t feel right.

Penelope looked back to Matthew and the nun. They were gone. In fact, she couldn’t see much of anything. Even the stars had fizzled out. Only a lit circle where the posses faced an impassive creature. An unnatural scene.

An unreal one. Now she knew to look for it, the air had a vague, blurry quality. Like she was looking through an old window. She was neither hot nor cold, despite it being the depths of night. And there was no smell on the air, not even that sharp, medicinal scent from before.

“This isn’t real,” Penelope said. “We’re not really here.”

That vile, buzzing breath amplified. So loud it drilled her eardrums. Penelope curled into a ball, covered her ears, but it didn’t block anything. The sound came from within, starting at Omnis’ Collar. Sweating, breathing hard, she reached down to pull the collar away. But it wasn’t there. At least, not visibly. She felt the dark, cold metal, but her hand seemed to touch air.

Penelope didn’t care what her eyes told her. The Collar was around her neck. She knew it. In a weird way, she trusted the artefact. Certainly more than her lying eyes.

With that assertion, the collar’s cold embrace materialised. Gone one moment, there the next. Hers to command. She flicked it, empowered its protection, and the world rippled. The buzzing increased but it could not hide the truth. Behind this falsehood was the real world, the stars, the moon, and wind which cooled her tears of pain. A cold grip around her wrist.

Then reality disappeared, and she was back in the illusion.

Penelope steeled herself and flicked Omnis’ Collar again. This ripple was more powerful, as was the rattling counter-assault. Her ear drums felt like they would burst, but being deaf was preferable to whatever was really happening to her.

With shaking, weak fingers, she flicked the Collar one last time. The fake world tried to maintain itself, fighting the onslaught of reality, but its magic could not face up to Omnis’ Collar. Penelope phased back into the real world. Smells, sounds, and clarity returned. She felt glad for the horizon and its fresco of distant stars.

Something gripped her arm. A slimy tendril belonging to an amorphous being of pink and purple jelly. It was all mouth, a gaping maw that span like a potter’s wheel, snapping open and shut. The buzzing came from within. This was what had really tried to eat Dust’s posse.

It would have succeeded if not for Dust. He had been partially right about mind control: he resisted this monster, but not completely. And so he stood before the creature’s mouth, pounding at the tendril which gripped Penelope, head lolling, chin resting against his chest, eyes closed. Like a violent sleep walker.

Penelope struggled her knife from its sheath with her bad hand. The creature tried to stop her, but Dust’s constant attacks must have weakened it, for it could barely move. Gripping the hilt with her three fingers, she sliced into jelly-like skin. Ice-cold blood drenched her.

The pulpy flesh loosened around her wrist. She pulled from the creature’s grasp and rolled away. Immediately, the buzzing quietened. Penelope scrambled to her feet and scurried away. The creature tried to grab her, but she was too slick with its blood to be caught. She stabbed at the next attack, severing the tip of a vicious tendril. The buzzing escalated, like a scream, and the tendril retreated spouting blue blood.

She took stock, something Dust had recommended in a tough situation. Her enemy was a congealed pudding, a wet, misanthropic mistake. Even its eyes were smears along its misshapen body. Only two pieces of it were solid: its mouth and seven tentacles, one useless and the other bleeding profusely. It gripped Shadows Fade, Matthew, and their attackers. Only Penelope was still conscious. Technically, she had Dust, but his sleeping self was busy stopping the creature feeding on anyone it held.

Something rustled behind her. She spun, knife ready, on Godly Claw.

“Well, that doubles our odds.”

The Spirit Wolf looked down. Its blue was faded, almost a grey, and it seemed somehow less there. Whatever was happening to Shadows Fade affected the poor thing.

“Kind of doubles our odds. What do you think we should do?”

Godly Claw snapped her mouth, wagged her tail, then whined.

“Of course. Why didn’t I think of that?”

It was trying to suggest something though. Penelope examined the Triangle creature: it had dropped from a great height – the shattered ground was real – so its body was tough. Like its dream form. Which had the face of a child, a mask, nothing real. Whereas saying this thing had a face was charitable.

Wait, the dream monster had had a tail. Penelope couldn’t see this thing’s tail. Maybe it was important? She’d have to go find out.

That meant back within the thing’s reach. She needed something to cover her, or to get its attention, and Godly Claw looked too weak to intervene. She would have to rely on Dust. The part of him in control, at least.

“Dust, cover me!”

She broke into a sprint, finding her cuts and bruises were very real. The monster swiped Matthew at her the moment she was within range. Penelope threw herself forward, rolled, and Matthew’s snoring form sloped overhead.

But she rose with the wounded tendril was around her ankle. The monster pulled her foot from under her and dragged her in. She tried to kick and buck but couldn’t stop it. There would be no messing about this time: the monster would surely finish her off.

The dragging stopped. That vicious buzzing grew. Penelope rolled over to see Dust wailing on the tendril with the butt of his gun. Denting and bruising its miserable skin.

That was the last straw for the creature: it released Penelope and Shadows Fade and wrapped tendrils around Dust’s arms. He kicked and thrashed, expressionless, but could not escape.

Dust was about to die. She ran, gambling on the creature’s tail somehow being important. She thanked Resistance when she found an eighth tendril that trailed away into the night. It had to be important. Had to be.

Penelope raced beside the tail. Godly Claw stayed at her heel for a few seconds before yipping and running on ahead.

“I hope that’s wolf for ‘Bingo’!”

The tendril thinned to the width of spider’s silk, almost impossible to see on a moonless night. It was tempting to sever it now, but that might not save Dust from becoming a one-armed bandit. Or Shadows Fade from being an entrée. So, she followed the fading Godly Claw.

Penelope glanced behind her. The creature pulled at Dust’s arms with all its might. He tensed, fighting it, albeit in futility: his arms slowly straightened, soon to be removed.

The Spirit Wolf saved her some running by bringing the creature’s terminus to her. Penelope stopped on seeing it, feeling sick and unclean. The creature’s tail widened again into an umbilical cord that reached into a twisted form. Withered arms and legs, scrawny and small. It could have been mistaken for a sickly child if not for the saucepan eyes which stretched unnaturally across its bald head.

This… thing stared at Penelope, unflinching, uncowed. It cared little that Godly Claw had it by the shoulder, weak blue blood oozing from the Spirit Wolf’s grip.

“Please,” the creature that’d been a girl burbled, “make it quick.”

There was no saving her. No undoing corruption this deep. Though she hated doing so, Penelope sliced the girl’s throat, aiming for a quick death. A brief spurt of blue shot from the wound. Puss from a burst bubo. The girl twitched, writhed, then the distant buzzing ceased. The umbilical cord rotted from her stomach outward, crumbling to ash in an instant. At the end, she sighed. Contented.

Godly Claw put her shrivelled form down gently and stepped back. Penelope crossed herself without thinking, then prayed to Resistance for the girl’s soul

The Geek Pride Cast #ITTD

This weeks episode is a recording Matt, Sam and Sean made after their International Table Top Day, Call of Cthulhu RPG. It was recorded live and live steamed on Facebook.

 

 

 

The Drowned Earth Miniatures Game on Kickstarter – preview

(Podcast with The Drowned Earth creator, James Baldwin)

 

Sometimes a tabletop or board game comes along and really captures your attention, it’s new and different that does something unique. For board games, this year’s big new release is the Dark Souls board game which was one of the biggest kickstarters ever and really captured the vibe of the videogame. For tabletop games, many are thinking that 8th edition 40k will be a reboot the universe needs much like the End Times event did for Fantasy, but I am also quite excited for a new game set in a very very different world from the grim dark of the 41st Millenia… the game is called “The Drowned Earth” and it is on Kickstarter now.

The Drowned Earth Miniatures game is a smaller skirmish scale miniatures game that has been available on Kickstarter for the past few weeks, has picked up a lot of goodwill from across the gaming community and fully funded very quickly. It has now done so well it has gone past over a dozen stretch goals to unlock extra factions, several different dinosaur models, mounted models, custom dice/token sets and a full printed rules book. The Kickstarter will be running until the 16th May 2017.


All of this was created by just one guy, something that should make you feel a little wary but the level of professionalism throughout the game, its rules, the miniatures and how the Kickstarter is progressing just makes it all the more impressive that one person was responsible!

The game itself is set several hundred years after a devastating cataclysm known as “The Event” wiped out the great civilization of the Builders, leaving only small groups of survivors on the continent of Ulayla. Since the Event, nature has slowly reclaimed the earth while pre-historic monsters brought back by the Builders are now a constant danger in the wilds. Now, after hundreds of years of mere survival the survivors which include humans, Gorilla uplifts called Berengeii, a lizard people known as the Sorrians and the tech minded Dverg, are slowly reforming society. These groups are sending out adventurers to rebuild in the ruins of the old earth by hunting for lost technology, fighting the local wildlife and battling for resources.

The Drowned Earth plays as a skirmish scale tabletop game using 5 (or more) 35mm models, played on a 3ft x 3ft table and uses a series of different skill checks using D10 dice. Having played several games, the system is quite streamlined with the basic mechanics of movement and skill checks being very easy to master. The game expands with more detail rules such as reactions and leader abilities give the game an enjoyable synergy. Another nice feature, that I feel many tabletop games do not really ever address, is the inclusion of rules for climbing/parkour and free running so your adventurers can traverse the battlefield without too many problems.

The designer has promised that the rules will always be available in a basic pdf format for free so that the game is accessible to everyone, I really like this idea as sometimes the entry price for a game with rules/tokens and other the miniatures make it a major investment. The main printed rules book is promised to contain a detailed background on the world and characters, as well as much of the amazing artwork for the game.

There are four different factions that have been unlocked in the Kickstarter, each comprising of a crew of five models each with different styles of play and hopefully each faction will be fleshed out with several additional characters in the future to give players a real variation in their crews. The Kickstarter allows you to choose between 1 and 4 of these factions well below their retail price as well as a bunch of other addons.

The Kickstarter has also progressed through over a dozen stretch goals to unlock several varieties of cool looking dinosaur models which can be added into each crew or used as neutral monsters in scenario play, expect to be muttering “Clever Girl” as some of these beasties eat your adventurers!

Each of the crew leaders have also got a mounted version planned, the renders look like they will make excellent centerpieces for each crew and might open up some fun variations of the crews. Right now only the Artifacters Nix on a Raptor has been shown so far but a live sculping event broadcast on Youtube did show the design team working on Kaneda, the leader of the crew called “The Firm” riding a giant preying Mantis!

There will also be a series of mercenary models that players can use in their crews, designed with input from several Kickstarter backers. These “Mercs” will also be able to combine with a character designed via a “choose your own adventure” style community event run by the games designer to form a new fifth faction.

What has also been interesting is the community that is growing around the game, on social media, fan pages and in the comments section of the Kickstarter page. People’s imaginations seem to have been sparked by the rich setting of the world, the beautiful miniatures and the narrative gameplay style. Already I am picking out some old terrain and thinking how I might convert it to the lush jungle ruins or deadly swamps I would need for my games!

The excitement around the game was obvious at the major tabletop gaming show “Salute” a couple of weeks back where I got to have a go playing a small intro game and see the miniatures up close. The game was being demoed to hundreds of attendees throughout the day and a fantastic display board hosted a free-for-all “Hunt the Tyranex” event where dozens of brave players tried to bring down the Alpha Predator of The Drowned Earth to win prizes. Some succeeded but many met a grizzly end (myself included) but had a lot of fun as alliances were swiftly made between players and then traitorously broken at the last moment!

I really hope that this game keeps moving towards greater success, I am super excited for lots of games coming up including this one and having a greater number of choices as a wargamer is always a great thing. If you want to back the Drowned Earth you can fund the campaign here

Nerd Block Classic: April 2017

I decided, after the last couple months, that I was going to cancel this subscriptions. The last few boxes have been very disappointing and, to be honest, I didn’t even want this one. However, I didn’t cancel in time, so I was charged for one final box, the theme being “Dressed to Kill”. I’m not hopeful going in, but maybe I’ll be proven wrong.

As an aside, originally, this box was supposed to feature a set of Deadshot cups, but the they apparently arrived to the Nerd Block headquarters with cracks and scratches in them, so the box was delayed while they found a replacement, hence the lateness of this review. So, let’s start with said replacement item, shall we?

It’s a glass tumbler featuring The Incredible Hulk, which is a replacement I am fine with. It will get plenty of use, and it looks nice. Plus, I have very little interest in Deadshot, not to mention that the cups in question were apparently made of plastic, which just sounds incredibly cheap. No wonder they were all broken in shipment.

Next item? The monthly lapel pin.

The pin itself if fine, I guess. However, and I know I’m in the minority on this, I don’t give a single damn about The Godfather franchise. Not one. I found the movies very “meh” at best, so this does nothing for me. I’ll throw it in with the rest of the other thousand pins we have, but I’ll never wear it for any reason.

Hey, speaking of items I’ll never wear, let’s move onto item #3.

Suspenders? Really? Okay, this is the second set of these I’ve gotten in these boxes (with different themes), and I couldn’t care less either time. These are supposed to look like a pair of the Joker’s suspenders, and even as much as I love the Joker, this is stupid. I’m not a 10 year-old, I’m not a senior citizen and I have no plans of ever cosplaying as the Joker or anyone else that requires suspenders, so this piece of crap is going on eBay (where it probably won’t sell, for obvious reasons).

If one lousy Joker item wasn’t enough, we got two! The second is a piece of artwork.

While the artwork itself is good, this is the worst interpretation of the Joker I’ve seen not played by Jared Leto. He seriously looks like the hipster/emo version of Dante from DMC: Devil May Cry took a bunch of amphetamines, with a little bit of Oswald Cobblepot from Gotham thrown in for good measure.

Onto the next franchise, we’ve got something from Anchorman, a franchise I literally own nothing from, save for the first movie.

Now, when I first saw this in the box, I didn’t read the front of the packaging all the way and thought this was actually a bottle of cologne. I don’t wear cologne, but the missus likes it when I do (if I do), so I thought maybe I’d get some use out of this.

Turns out it’s nothing but a bottle you can PUT cologne in.

So, let’s get this straight: It’s a bottle for you to put your cologne in, which ALREADY COMES IN ITS OWN BOTTLE WHEN YOU BUY IT. What the hell is the point of this? Who in their right mind wants to take the time and energy dumping cologne from one bottle to another? What would be the point? Who would you be trying to fool? And why? Also, I don’t know if you’ve ever poured cologne out of a bottle, but it’s a chore. Cologne doesn’t pour well, and you’d likely spill half the bottle, wasting money along with time. What a useless item. I guess I’ll put it on display on my desk, but honestly, I don’t care.

And finally, we get the monthly t-shirt.
It’s a t-shirt featuring the world’s favourite secret agent, James Bond. Well, everyone except me, I guess. Much like The Godfather, I just have never been interested in this series. A few of the Sean Connery and Roger Moore movies were decent, but nothing I ever got excited to see or wanted to have in my collection. And honestly, even if I were more interested, this shirt would be disappointing. It’s such a generic design with a bland colour palette. The Bond shirt we got in a Loot Crate a couple years back was more interesting, even though it featured a simpler design. Unless one of my friends buys this, it’s going on eBay as well.

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Overall, this is easily the most disappointing box I’ve ever gotten in any subscription box, ever. It makes me even more glad I canceled my subscription with Nerd Block. Aside from the Firefly Cargo Crates, I am done with these subscriptions for a while. I may do Japan Crate or Doctor Who Block after Comic-Con season is over, but right now, there’s just no real reason to keep going with them.

Alright, that’s it for me and Nerd Block. It was fun at first but didn’t take long to feel like a waste of money. I’m not sorry to keep my $25.00 every month that used to be reserved for them. So long!

 

Dust and Decay- Chapter 15 – By Sean P. Wallace

Want to know what’s happening? The first book Dust and Sand was serialised here at Geek Pride. A summary is available here. You can also buy the definitive edition of Dust and Sand at all good eBook stores.

Dust’s posse rode across a wild plain in the twilight, the young man they’d rescued in tow. True to its word, his tattoo kept the Blanket going whilst he fought the Gift, so nothing bothered them. This was the quietest he’d ever seen the Badlands. If you ignored the size of the insects, you could think it was anywhere else in the US. Think you were safe.

But they weren’t. No one could be safe here. Nor could anyone you met in the Badlands be truly innocent, as his tattoo’d claimed the boy was. He seemed pleasant enough. And it’d been the decent thing to rescue him. But innocent felt like a stretch. He would’ve been wary had they met him under other circumstances. Yet here he was, sharing Horse with the lad.

He shrugged to himself: his tattoo led him to the right thing, so he should trust the boy more, but he wasn’t used to such direction. Especially after weeks in solitude. No, weeks amongst people he could trust and learn from. His damn tattoo sure had complained when he’d been cooped up in the Solution…

Best to do some formal introduction. He might be worried. “What’s your name, son?”

“Matthew, sir. Matthew Johannson.”

That surprised him, given the boy’s dark complexion. “Swede, are you?”

He felt the boy nod behind him. “On my Pappy’s side, yeah. And Irish from my Grandma. Momma’s side, you can probably guess.”

“My Dad is Irish,” Penelope said with a smile.

Matthew smiled back. “I can see a little of the Blarney in you.”

Penelope blushed and looked away.

Shadows Fade rolled her eyes.

“So, Matthew,” Dust said, driving the smile from his lips, “how the hell did you find yourself nearly dying in the Badlands?”

“I ain’t got no one to look after, so I pretty much look after myself. Make my own money.” The boy spoke to Dust but his eyes returned to Penelope. “In Fortitude, a town north of here, some mercenaries were forming a posse for some famous murderer. They offered four dollars and a few square meals. I couldn’t say no to that, even for a run into the Badlands.

“Out we went, just over half a dozen of us, all armed. I thought we’d be safe. That we’d be the only ones tracking our target. Turned out, we were just the only humans…” He stared at the ground. “That thing took most of the group. Didn’t even realise it until we were outnumbered. It took out the others first, so I got away. Went as fast as the horse would go. Then you rescued me. Which I’m awful grateful for, I ought to say again.”

“That sounds awful,” Penelope said. “I’m sorry you had to go through that.”

“I apologise. It’s nothing a lady ought to hear about.”

“And why,” Shadows Fade asked, “would that be?”

Matthew flinched at her tone. “I… That neither a man nor a woman should have to see those devil-spawned things eat someone like rot, that’s all, ma’…” He thought better of the honorific, instead asked, “I’m sorry, I didn’t catch your names?”

Shadows Fade relaxed. Dust reckoned she enjoyed putting men in their place. “I am Shadows Fade. This here is Penelope, and that is–”

“Dustin,” Dust said. “Pleasure to make your acquaintance, Matthew.”

Shadows Fade arched an eyebrow but said nothing.

“Indeed, a pleasure,” Penelope said.

“Well, I sure am glad to meet some decent folks out here. But, if you don’t mind my asking, what are you all doing here? And at night, no less?”

Shadows Fade and Dust looked at one another, unsure how to respond. Two warriors with powerful weapons and a wiry woman who wore an artefact? They didn’t have much room to hide in. Couldn’t very well say they were a circus. And he worried about the ‘famous murderer’ he’d been after…

Thankfully, Penelope stepped in smoothly. “I don’t mind admitting this, Mister Johannson, but I’m a Senator’s daughter. Unfortunately, that makes me a target for the cults around here. Normally, I would be nowhere near these Badlands, but urgent family business means I need to cross this blasted ground. Dustin and Shadows Fade are my bodyguards.”

“Oh, really?” Matthew’s hand twitched, maybe reaching for a hat he’d lost. “Which Senator?”

As Penelope continued to spin a yarn, Shadows Fade leaned over to Dust. “What are we going to do with him now? Did Resistance tell you that?”

Dust shrugged. “Don’t know. Didn’t exactly get a full plan.”

“I do not know if I can trust him.”

Dust was about to reply when he caught a silver glint of moonlight some ways ahead of them. He looked closely and saw someone up on a hilly patch crawling forward on their belly, a rifle in their hand. Without reacting, without even moving, he examined the horizon and found someone else watching them through what looked like binoculars.

“We’re about to be attacked,” Dust whispered. “From the hills.”

Shadows Fade’s face hardened. A whiff of power passed out of her. Then she grabbed Dust by the collar. “I am telling you, I do not trust the weasel.”

Dust got what she was going for and drew his other gun. “And I don’t care who you damn well trust. He’s coming with us. Now, you’re going to let me go, you hear?”

“Guys, what’s going on?” Penelope asked.

Shadows Fade burned into Dust’s eyes with a hatred that could have been real. She slowly reached for her bow. “You cannot hurt me with that peace-shooter and you know it.”

Dust broke from her grip. It was all he could do not to laugh at ‘peace-shooter.’

“What are you doing?” Penelope demanded, riding toward them.

“Stay out of this, child,” Shadows Fade growled.

Penelope looked like she’d been struck. By a puppy.

They continued at a slower pace, getting a little closer. Best to be within a good range to fight back if they were about to be ambushed. Then Dust slowly alighted from Horse. Horse’d grown as nervous as Penelope, stepping slowly and nickering. Shadows Fade leapt from the Teotek horse. It didn’t seem to care either way, a tough and placid beast.

Dust stepped forward, his back to their audience, his other gun gripped with both hands. Ready for a fight. Shadows Fade held her bow ready without drawing on it. His eyes briefly danced to those watching them, judging the right time to strike.

“You really want to risk a fight, little girl?” he asked.

“I will end you, little man.”

“Stop it you two!” Penelope shouted. She also alighted. “What are you doing?”

“Look, I don’t want to cause any trouble between you folks,” Matthew said. “If you want me to get out of here, I’ll be happy to.”

Dust ignored them. “You sure about this?”

Shadows Fade nodded. “Absolutely.”

Quick as a flash, Dust and Shadows Fade turned to their audience and fired. The man with the binoculars deflected Dust’s shot with his rifle – which must be enchanted – and Shadows Fade’s arrow was neatly dodged by the crawling fella.

“Get down.” Penelope shouted, pulling Matthew from Horse.

A bullet passed right through where he’d been in a moment before, fired from the hip by Dust’s target. Damn accurate for a hurried shot. Horse and his Teotek compatriot both reared and fled, knowing to be far from flying bullets.

“You get down too,” Dust shouted to Penelope. “That’s not just magic, it’s a real rifle.”

Penelope and Matthew stayed flat as Dust and Shadows Fade tried to pin their assailants down. Chipping away at the hill’s meagre soil covering, clouds of soil and tainted grass falling from it like blood.

But they weren’t firing back. At all. About two minutes went by without a single shot returned. Wary but curious, he stopped firing. So did Shadows Fade. The dregs of a hissed conversation leaked down during the silence. Inaudible, but neither party was happy.

“Dustin Longe, also known as the Wanted Man,” someone shouted during the lull, their accent thick and Texan. “Is that your name, stranger?”

Dust tutted. Just his luck. “It is. And who might you be?”

“My name is Bass Reeves, Marshall of this fair State. I am here with a posse. An eager one, as you can tell. We hold a warrant for your arrest on charges of heresy and murder. Stand down so we can take you in peaceably.”

Shadows Fade kept her bow taut. Dust took the opportunity to reload.

“I can’t do that, friend. Not when those who enforce the law are corrupt.”

“I don’t rightly know about that, sir, but I can assure you a just trial if you give yourself up. I stake that on my honour as a Marshall.”

Dust snorted. “Believe me, sir, you cannot.”

“Then you won’t come peaceably?”

Despite this strange exchange, Dust respected the courtesy he was being shown. He’d never shown his own targets this much respect. “Without wanting to sound too much like those I used to hunt, Marshall, I won’t be coming at all.”

“None of us will,” Shadows Fade shouted.

“Very well.”

The Marshall stood and fired. A dark figure of efficiency. The bullet struck Shadows Fade’s head, sending her sprawling. There was no gush of blood, only a grunt of surprise: it would take more than a bullet at range to take her down. Still, her ears would be ringing.

Dust raised his gun to retaliate. A flash of gold raced out of the darkness before he could. A figure within bowled him over, blurred black and white. Flipping over, his gun ready, he saw a nun of all people, energy like sunlight arcing from her in lightning bolts.

“Lord forgive me for engaging in such violence.”

Before he could get a shot off, Penelope dived at the woman, snarling, furious. The nun focussed on Dust. Didn’t catch in time that Omnis’ Collar was draining her protection, leave nothing between them. She got an elbow to the jaw for her hubris. Penelope went to follow up with a kick to the stomach but it was blocked, the holy woman adjusting to a normal fight quickly.

Dust couldn’t watch them brawl because another shot came at him. He threw himself aside and got two shots of his own off, making both attackers jump for cover. Rolling, he sprang to his feet and rattled off more shots to keep their heads down.

But he was the only one firing back. Beside him, Shadows Fade tried to stand, but fell back on her ass. She looked punch-drunk. Her magic must not have robbed the bullet of all its power. The warrior sat up and pulled on her bow to form an arrow but the bolt fizzled harmlessly. Like a confused toddler, she shook her head and moaned.

That left it to Dust. Alternating between targets, he gave out just enough suppressing fire to keep the Marshall and his posse pinned down, but he was just stalling. They needed a plan, some way of removing their height and numerical advantages.

There was a deep shout from behind him. He didn’t know whether it was Penelope or the nun, who both punched and scratched like feral animals. From the looks of it, Penelope was winning, but that wouldn’t be for long if the nun’s companions got involved.

Dust blinked. He was fighting a nun and a Marshall. What had his life become?

Matthew crawled over beside Dust. “What’re we going to do?”

Dust fired twice more, driving the men back down. “I don’t know. It’s just me and Penelope right now. Shadows Fade is seeing at least double.”

Indeed, the warrior held her head and took slow, deep breaths. Probably trying to stop the nausea and dizziness. Magic had its limits.

“I think I know how she feels, Dustin.”

“We need to distract them, get a clear shot. There has to be–”

A flash of blue leapt onto the hill behind the man with the binoculars. Godly Claw!

Dust pointed up to the outcrop. “A distraction. This fight is about to turn.”

He was right, only for the wrong reasons. Because that was when the Dreamreaper slammed down behind him.

Rogue One #Betterthanempire

SPOILER ALERT go no further if you don’t want it ruined for you.

You have two options here… Listen to the audio below… or read it; up to you!

 

So as the title of this piece implies, I kinda liked Rogue One, a lot, like to the point where I have even  toppled my favourite Star Wars film of all time (The Empire Strikes Back)  and replaced it with said Rogue One; conferring it simultaneously with the accolade of BEST STAR WARS FILM EVER!

Now I will let you nerds take that in… Finished raging yet? ok I’ll give you some more time.  A lot of keyboards and phone screens being furiously tapped away at this moment in time.

Maybe if I give you my list of the Star Wars films so far; does that help?

  1. Rogue One
  2. Empire Strikes Back
  3. Return of the Jedi
  4. A New Hope
  5. The Force Awakens
  6. Attack of the Clones
  7. Revenge of the Sith
  8. A Phantom Menace.

Blas for me, Blas for you, Blas for everybody in the room no doubt; I best explain myself.

First off, let me caveat the above by saying I love Star Wars, always have done, from going to watch them with my dad when I was but a nipper, to growing up with the new incarnations and beyond.

Ok it has been a bumpy ride and at times the prequels have been widely lambasted by a lot of my peers, but as much as certain characters, Jar Jar Binks and Young Anakin, are possibly the most annoying creations ever, I still enjoyed the films; with some of the lightsaber battles being the best in the franchise and Darth Maul being one of the coolest bad guys.

This being said, the prequels had a lot wrong with them: an over reliance on CGI, plot holes, contradiction of story ark… mediclorians ?! and so despite not hating them, I didn’t love them either.

They filled a hole though and I still have fond memories of going to see them with my family and friends. In fact I can remember specifically who I was with and where I was for each movie; so despite their lower status they aren’t, in my mind forgettable moments in my life.

But ‘Better than Empire’ and A Force Awakens at number 5 on the list… explain?

Don’t get me wrong, it was a hard decision to make and I did love AFA , as it brought us back to the nostalgic feel of the original films, but the issue is I preferred the older trilogy and feel that as much as AFA has brought us back to a golden age, it is, at its heart, just a retelling of a New Hope. Replete with our beloved heroes, 32 years on; robot chasing, death sphere, trench fight, Old wise man, and farm boy/girl looking for answers / enlightenment and their parents.

Therefore, I had no option but to place it behind a New Hope.

As for The Empire Strikes back well you have to understand how much I loved / still love that film, it was my all-time favourite Sci-Fi movie for a long time, and still was until last year; incorporating everything I love about a good war film: epic battles, fights against the odds and a dash of humour and tragedy.

When someone talked to me about Star Wars, TESB was the first film I thought of and when I played with the toys as a kid, it was always my AT-AT vs my brothers Snow speeder. There was no competition and continued to have no competition until last year; to the point that I bid on a Hoth Diorama, at a charity auction, (Dinner with the Stars ) for a pretty penny and got it signed by Brian Johnson; this artefact now resides pride of place in my man cave.

What about Rogue one?

Well I will admit that Rogue One, when it was announced did not overly ping my radar. In my mind it was just filler, something to keep us sweet while we waited for episode 8 and so not overly worth a lot of thought.

Sure I’ll go and watch it and I’m sure it will be ok / good buuuuut I can’t see it being any more than its intent, a pre show for next full Star Wars… man was I wrong; 3 screenings later and It still blows me away.

Rogue One is, at its heart, a war film, akin to the Dirty Dozen, The Devils Brigade ,  A Bridge too far or even Kelly’s Heroes. It’s about an inferior and fractious rag tag outfit taking on the might of an overwhelming force with little or no chance of success.

Not a major change from the other Star Wars films you may say BUT, where Rogue One differs, nay, diverges from it’s predecessors is its lack of Jedi / minimal use of force powers and its more adult, darker, and even morally grey direction.

No longer is it Black and White, Light vs Dark, Good Vs Evil but a morass of moral ambiguity that for some may be slightly uncomfortable.

Sure the Empire is still the Empire and it has done, and will do horrible things in the name of galactic conquest and stability but the Rebels are shown, for the first time, as not being as white as white either.

Crimes are committed, murders / assassinations carried out, hard moral choices made and it is very apparent that the only thing keeping them from succumbing to the guilt of their actions is the hate they have for the Empire and the zealous verve they have for their cause.

Added to this darker edge was a sense that the characters in this film were not going to make it; they aren’t in any of the other films and so it only stands to reason that they will be popped off but I personally felt slightly nervous when watching; with a sense of impending doom hanging over my emotions as each minute ticked on.

On top of this the shear amount of lip service to the holy trilogy was just nerdvana Including, in no particular order:

  • Senator Organa
  • Mon Mothma
  • Pew pew pew sentry guard
  • Princess Leia
  • Grand Moth Tarkin
  • Darth Vader
  • Commander with beard, Jan Dodonna
  • Red leader
  • Gold leader
  • C3P0
  • R2D2
  • Cantina dudes, Pono Baba and other dude
  • The fate of red 5

All in all, everything I wanted in a Starwars film was there:

  • Epic Land and Space battles? – CHECK
  • Nostalgia – CHECK
  • Darth Vader kicking ass – CHECK
  • Darker feel and bitter sweet ending – CHECK

Obviously, a lot of people don’t agree with me, maybe some of you who are reading this now but it seems to me that the current arguments towards Rogue One are rather pernickety and not something I can overly accept.

Including:

  • The CGI
  • The acting
  • The Plot
  • The Characters

Now don’t get me wrong the CGI isn’t perfect (though it is rather impressive), the Acting isn’t Oscar winning, the plot does have holes and the characters could have done with a bit more development BUT, and this is my issue, compare it to the other films, in particular the holy trilogy, and clear your mind of nostalgic bias…. was it any different? Yes it was Matt. no it wasn’t angry Geek. Search your feelings; you know it to be true.

It is my humble opinion that the human condition, especially in us geeks, is one that tends to fixate on nostalgia, memories of the past and things that we grew up with; defending them with vigour, zeal and loyalty and vigorously seeing off anything that may usurp them; even if this means contradiction and selective memory… think Member Berries in South Park.

This is the very reason I think people wont say Rogue One is the best Star Wars film, and why some might even have it trailing down at the bottom of the table with the rest of the prequels….Steve.

They are adults now and their brains are more critical, more analytical more mistrusting.  As a kid you watched the original Star Wars films with awe, there was no subtext, there was no care about acting, graphics / effects, or the fact a bunch of teddy bears just destroyed an entire legion of Storm troopers, it was just the story and getting caught up in it and the thought that maybe, just maybe you could be a fighter pilot or a jedi or even Darth Vader.

The thing is, this not a symptom of just my generation but the generation that grew up with the prequels and no doubt the current generation who will grow up with the sequels.

Example:

Many moons ago, while at Uni I used to teach kids computers at a summer scheme in Belfast; ages between 4 and 13.

Now this was in and around the time the prequel Starwars films were coming out and so, unsurprisingly, when we got any down time, the conversation and the games we played, generally revolved around them.

Now, having grown up with the older films, I was interested in what they thought of them compared to the new ones but I was surprised to note that many hadn’t even seen the originals and the ones who had didn’t rate them, being more interested in the ‘Rodger Rodger’ robots, Darth Maul and the big CGI battles.

In their mind, they were presented with a childish spectacle and they chose what any kid would chose in their place. The one with the most things exploding and the most elaborate fights. If you were to stand the old trilogy up against some of the new films and ask kids which ones they preferred I’m pretty confident the latter would win out a lot of the time.

Now in one of our podcast the above argument did not hold water with some of my colleagues, the counter argument being that as more intelligent types we can differentiate between childish nostalgia and reality. Casting aside childish things for a more sophisticated view on what these films are really like.

Now granted, I can say there are things I grew up watching, playing, liking that I don’t anymore but equally there are also a lot of things that I will always like, nay, prefer despite being inferior compared to today’s counterparts; why? Because that’s how we are programmed.

And I’m not saying there is anything wrong with that, nostalgia is very important and it feels good to harken back to days past and how things used to be better.. member.. member. But rubbishing a film, and or set of films, just so it fits in with you views on pop culture and the current click, just seems counterproductive to me.. you may think Empire, or Jedi, or if you are younger, even Revenge is better than Rogue One, but that doesn’t make it a bad film, and all being said and done, balancing everything up fairly and equally, for the time being, I can honestly say to you that Rogue One is my favourite Star wars film and therefore, Better than Empire.

I am sure after that assault on you childhood that may will disagree, so if you do, or if you agree, let us know in the comments below and as always, play nice, no one likes ‘that guy’

 

I am one with the force, the force is with me….

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

American Gods – Episode One Review ‘The Bone Orchard’

SOME MILD SPOILERS AHEAD

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In 2010, I read Neil Gaiman’s novel American Gods and I loved it! It is one of the only books I have read multiple times; having so much material and narrative that I had to read it again to get everything out of it. It is therefore, with trepidation and having loved the book, that i watched the New series of the same name…..And so far, so good. The first episode of the series titled ‘The Bone Orchard’ indeed delivers on keeping to the source and engaging you throughout its run time.

After the grand beginning scene (where we get our first tease of Gods in America), we meet Shadow Moon when he is in prison. With just a few days left on his sentence, he begins to make his plans with his wife Laura upon his return home. But that wasn’t to be!

Shadow is released a few days early when he is told his wife has died. Making his way back home, Shadow comes into contact with the con-man known as Mr. Wednesday. Shadow just wants to continue his journey, but Mr. Wednesday seems to know a lot about shadow and offers him a job being his personal bodyguard.

For anyone to be a con-man, you need to have a certain suave to your personality and  Ian McShane fills that caricature to a T. McShane’s Wednesday is able to swindle with little effort and plays so much on luck that he comes across as likeable; if a bit of a dick! Though you may not know how to feel about Wednesday, I have to say he is my favourite character in the book (and looks like this will be the same in the show).

The big draw for me immediately is the casting. We get to see the main cast throughout the episode and we can make our impressions immediately. I have already mentioned how good Ian McShane is, but the acting of Shadow’s Ricky Whittle must also be praised. His emotion is given such weight and you feel his screams and are brought down with the reveals that also pull him down further.

How about a tall leprechaun? Pablo Schreiber is fun as Mad Sweeney and his scene with Ricky Whittle, if a bit brutal to watch, is so compelling you can’t take your eyes away. His inclusion does also inject some humour into the later part of the episode aswell.

Next up is Yetide Badaki as Bilquis, who I am sure we will see more of later in the series, and you may wanna think twice about dating her. Also, we get to see Technical Boy, played by Bruce Langley,  who is concerned with what Mr. Wednesday is planning. Langley does bring the brat to life and you immediately want Shadow to punch the scrawny New God right in the shmoosh!

Who are these people, you might ask, well they are what they say on the proverbial tin… Gods, and Gods like nothing more than to have a bit of a fight, something we already get the tease of from the beginning. The New Gods (Technical Boy and more to be revealed) and The Old Gods (Wednesday, Mad Sweeney, Bilquis) will be fighting it out and if you know the novel, then you know there is a lot more to come!

This is how an adaptation should be done. I always had my own idea of how this show would look, and it does fulfill that vision rather nicely. this being said this is only the first of an eight-episode series and there is indeed a number of characters we are still to meet and story to be gleaned; so hopefully the proceeding episodes will keep to their predecessors standards.

Overall, Bryan Fuller and Michael Green should be proud. They have taken Neil Gaiman’s best-selling novel and have made a must-watch show with plenty of detail and smart casting. Please keep this up for the next 7 weeks!

Final Rating: 4.5/5

Written by Jonjo Cosgrove

 

The Geek Pride Cast #Allthegamez

 

This week, guest presenting, is Creator of newest skirmish, miniatures game, The Drowned Earth; James Baldwin.

Matt Talks to James about the game, Kickstarter and James gives us a great insight into how budding game creators can start the process.

You can find The Drowned Earth at the following Link:

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1559814207/the-drowned-earth-miniatures-game

 

Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol. 2 Review 2

Well everyone in Geek Pride was buzzing about GOTG v2 and so, as it is the second instalment, we thought we would see what one of out newest writers thought about the film as well …

SOME SPOILERS AHEAD

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Let’s just say this, it wasn’t easy to make a film that could capture you like the first Guardians movie. But James Gunn has indeed delivered a worthy sequel which is both very funny, action packed and will make you cry more than the ending of Marley & Me!

Starting just a few months on from the first film and with Awesome Mix Vol. 2 in hand, the Guardians are hired by the Sovereign Race leader, Ayesha, to defeat a creature the Abilisk. After things go wrong when Rocket tries to rip them off, the Guardians then have to fight to survive the Sovereign when they attack in waves of remote-controlled ships. It’s after this epic sequence that the true storyline begins.

We know that Ego is the father of Peter Quill, and these two coming together does indeed pack an emotional punch to the gut. But it is the revelations that come later in the film which really brings you crashing down to earth. Kurt Russell does play the part really well and stays more within his origins than I would have believed. In fact, Ego actually does serve a greater purpose for the film than many may think.

I spoke about the emotion and action, but the comedy cannot be denied. Dave Bautista’s Drax is certainly the funniest of the Guardians in the film. Whether it is him trying to define Mantis’s beauty, speaking of how Ego could mate with Quill’s mum or even a discussion on penises (yes, penis jokes and sex with a planet comment is in this movie!). Also, there is plenty of humour from Baby Groot, a lot of which comes from him being the focus of the opening titles.

This film is not all colours, action, jokes and quips and is definitely the most emotional of the Marvel Cinematic Universe. If you didn’t cry over the death of Peter’s mum in the 2014 film then you are: A. The most heartless person in the world, B. You mustn’t have paid attention at the beginning and C. you will have a tear in your eye when you hit the big revelation about Meredith Quill.

Expanding the Guardians roster is similar to that of The Avengers, and the characters are as unique as they come. Yondu (Michael Rooker on the top of his game) comes to join the Guardians and is effortlessly cool. Nebula (Karen Gillan) reluctantly becomes a member, and you can see she would rather be anywhere else in the universe. The best of the new Guardians for me though is Mantis, Pom Klementieff is fantastic as the character and you almost want to adopt her for how adorable she is throughout. Innocence is rare in this franchise, and it is only her and Groot who are probably the only real innocent characters in the film series.

Speaking of Groot, it was a stroke of genius to keep him in his smaller form. This does work for many occasions, and it also brings some more comical moments that could not happen with the full-grown Groot. He seems bent on causing a lot of havoc for Rocket, but he does show he cares. Groot does at times seem a bit helpless, but you can’t deny he makes you laugh a lot. Let’s be honest, everyone does bring some laughs.

Chris Pratt still gives us his best as Peter Quill and Zoe Saldana likes to play with her chemistry with him as the straight-faced warrior Gamora. I also really liked Pom Klementieff too and I can’t wait to see her part in Avengers: Infinity War. As for Dave Bautista’s Drax, he is indeed the scene-stealer each time and does get the best lines; even all the penis talk is seen as really funny just because it comes from Drax.

While I may think there are a couple of little issues (number of characters, changes of pace), these are nothing much of concern.

I didn’t see the movie wanting a clone of the first, but wanted a natural progression; which is what I got. It flows nicely, is well paced and all the little easter eggs and nods to the grander Marvel Universe are very welcome. Also, possibly the greatest Stan Lee cameo ever? It is definitely up there! Then there is the soundtrack! I didn’t think it could happen twice, but it certainly is a highlight again. Songs from Fleetwood Mac, Looking Glass, ELO and more (I think the soundtrack will be a review on its own!).

A movie with lots of humour, so much action and more heart than a Gallifrey full of Time Lords (also there is a sequence that reminded me of Dragonball Z, if only the Dragonball movie looked this good!). James Gunn creates another masterpiece which will only build excitement for Avengers 3 and Guardians Vol. 3! Maybe not the best that the MCU has made, but certainly the best blockbuster of 2017 so far!

Final Rating: 4.5/5

Written by Jonjo Cosgrove

P.S. I still have them songs from the Awesome Mix in my head…yes, even the song with The Hoff! And make sure you stay for all FIVE scenes when the film reaches it’s conclusion!