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Dust and Sand – Chapter 8 – By Sean P. Wallace

Chapter 8 

            The kid’s ride had gone a mile by the time they caught up to it, having thankfully trotted along aimlessly following its initial dash. Horse’s hooves gave their position away and the ride kept up its leisurely pace, watched them approach with a prey’s nervous eye.

            The kid jumped from Horse’s saddle when they were within a few feet. “What a useless thing.” It almost dashed off even at that. The Paints had spooked it more than Dust would’ve thought possible.

            She raised her crop and approached the horse slowly. Against all logic, the crop seemed to calm it and it stopped. Or maybe, Dust reckoned, seeing it broke the beast’s will. Either way, it stood motionless as she approached like a coming storm.

            So the Paints weren’t to blame then. Now that he knew to look for them, Dust spotted scars along the creature’s flank. Its mane and shoes were well-maintained so it’d not been neglected, just severely disciplined.

            “Is that a Solution horse?” Dust asked.

            “No. It’s mine. I trained it myself. At least, I thought I had.”

            Dust nodded slowly and breathed out. That explained it.

            The kid climbed onto her horse and started whispering to it. As she talked, she gave it frequent tastes of her crop. And not weak tastes either. The poor animal flinched each time but accepted the punishment.

            Horse gave a low whinny at seeing this. Dust patted him. He would’ve intervened but he needed that horse to be under control. But he would have a hell of a lot to say to the kid, and to Dick, when the mission was done, there was no question of that.

            “Ready to ride?” he asked.

            She looked up. “Yes. I don’t think we’ll see a repeat performance.”

            Dust hoped not, for the horse’s sake.

            So they doubled back, followed the Paints’ trails to whatever they’d been guarding. Unlike before, Dust kept a good eye out; he wasn’t about to drop his guard when the Badlands were showing off their worst. Shielding his eyes from the warm, beating sun, he scanned the horizon for anything unusual. A few new critters skittered between bushes and dunes but apart from that he saw nothing untoward.

            Until he spotted the small figure. It was about an hour after they got back on track when he saw them, a dark outline against the arid land. Whoever they were, they could barely walk; each step was a stumble, a small miracle. If it were a person, they needed help.

            If it were a person; at that height, they couldn’t have been with Penelope Chalmers. And there were no settlements nearby. So it was either a lost child, which seemed unlikely, or something else. And every time he’d patrolled the Badlands, it’d always been something else.

            What gave him pause was the lack of a warning from his tattoo. He couldn’t be sure the damn thing wasn’t playing with him, so he watched the figure a while longer, tried to make a call either way.

            The kid hadn’t noticed him watching the horizon. She hadn’t said much in the last hour, which he was grateful for. And if she’d seen him shielding his eyes, she didn’t connect it with something coming. Perhaps she didn’t think they’d be attacked again, that that wouldn’t be fair. Or perhaps she was relying on Dust to spot anything.

            Well, if so, his call would be key. He went back to watching the figure.

            For five minutes it stumbled along. Then it fell over, to its hands and knees. And it stayed down, as though it had given up. Not really ‘eldritch’ behaviour. That sealed it.

            “We’re taking a detour,” he said.

            The kid frowned. “Where?”

            “North. There’s someone we’ve got to see.”

            He kicked Horse into a canter. He glanced back and saw the kid fall in behind him.

            Dust looked from the kid to the… kid. The other kid. That might get confusing. For now, Dust would think of her as Naismith. Maybe she’d earn the right in the next couple of days… Anyhow the kid in the distance was still on its hands and knees, head hanging loosely from their shoulders, just as he’d left it.

            There was definitely something odd going on here.

            Naismith finally noticed it. She gasped, put her hand to her mouth. “What is a child doing out here?” she asked through her fingers.

            Dust didn’t say he’d wondered the same thing an hour ago.

            Not wanting to scare the kid, if that’s what it was, Dust made Horse trot along all friendly like. When he got a little closer, Dust decided the kid was probably a boy; at least, they had short hair and a frame that’d look gangly on a girl. Maybe ten, he wore tattered clothes and shoes whose soles been worn down to nothing. Dusty as fuck too, he was, head to toe; he must’ve wandered in the Badlands for some time.

            Dust’s was a face unaccustomed to gentle smiling but he tried it out to keep himself non-threatening. Which was funny, when he thought about it; most people were scared half to death when he started smiling.

            The boy didn’t seem to notice their approach. When Dust saw the boy’s face, he understood why, knew his smile was worth less than a prayer; a large black smear of corrupted flesh had consumed the boy’s face, replaced his eyes. His features were a puss-filled mass that dripped and wept onto the ground. There was a deep gash down its face which left half its cheek flapping open; that seemed to be the cause of the infection as the smear spread out from there. Taking long, slow breaths, he was barely coping with the pain.

            “Oh my Lord,” Naistmith said.

            Dust probably shouldn’t even call it a ‘he’; a creature of Melting Flesh had given the child a Minor Gift, a sentient disease that eats at a person until they either prayed to Melting Flesh – he of the Triangle – or were transformed into something that would. Far from any settlements as he was, the Gift must’ve worn through the boy by now.

            But if that were the case, why hadn’t it set off his tattoo?

            Whatever it was, the figure still dangerous. And infectious. He held a hand out to Naismith, warned her to keep her distance; the only cure for Melting Flesh’s Gifts was a quick death.

            “Hey there,” Dust shouted, sounding as friendly as a man can at the top of his lungs.

            The figure slowly stood up and looked around blindly. “H-hello?” The voice was cracked, light and had definitely been a boy’s.

            “Don’t worry. We’re a couple of rangers from the Solution,” Dust lied. “You look like you need a little help son.”

GEEKS MEAN PRIZES # 1 (Competition ends 19/08/2012) **CLOSED**

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GEEKS MEAN PRIZES!

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AND THE WINNERS ARE:

CPT404
SoulSurvivor14
peaf

Gratz, emails have been sent to you. 

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 In one weeks time it will be Geek Pride’s First Birthday! To mark this momentous occasion I will be running a competition to win some cool prizes!          

PR Genie and the History Channel have donated six, newly released DVDs:

The MCM Expo and THQ have donated 2 Medium Darksiders 2 T-shirts (sorry no other sizes)

And my band have have donated 3 posters and 6 CDs (its Melodic Metal, so awesome!)

  • Article XIX Album x 3
  • The Ties that Bind EP x3

HOW TO WIN

 

Winning this competition couldn’t be easier, all you need to do is these three things:

  • Sign Up to this site.
  • Answer this multiple choice question in the comments area below:

In what War did the Battle of Gettysburg happen?

A. The American Civil War
B. The American Revolution
C.  The StarWars

  •  Go to the following forum post and tell us what you will do if there was a zombie apocalypse!

 


WHAT WILL I GET IF I WIN?

There will be three winners

Two Winners will get:

Gettysburg x 1
Zombies: A Living History x1
A Medium Darksiders 2 T-Shirt x1
A Skin the Pig Poster (A3) x1
A 2010 Skin the Pig Album, Article XIX x1
A 2008 Skin the Pig EP, The Ties That Bind x1

1 Winner will get:

Gettysburg x 1
Zombies: A Living History x1
A Skin the Pig Poster (A3) x1
A 2010 Skin the Pig Album, Article XIX x1
A 2008 Skin the Pig EP, The Ties That Bind x1

 

Disclaimer

Competition ends next week 19/08/2012 at midnight, any entries after that time will be discounted.

The winner will be chosen out of the users who get the question right and tells us the best  “how they would survive a Zombie Apocalypse” story.

Winners will be announced and contacted  week commencing the 20/08/2012

Note: DVDs are UK  region and so may not run on other regional DVD players. By all means enter if you are not in the UK , but be warned they might not work on your player!

Any questions / issues then please get in contact

The Pearl Harbor Collection – DVD – 8GPPs – Out now on Amazon.co.uk

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The surprise attack that changed the course of history. The real story behind Japan’s attack on Pearl Harbor is an account of remarkable military daring, startling strategic blunders and toplevel political decisions that even today remain controversial. Now, through the unique perspective offered by the graphic recollections of combatants from both sides, experience the full force and fury of the most infamous surprise attack in military history.

PEARL HARBOR: 24 HOURS AFTER reveals the untold story of the little-known, yet pivotal, events that occurred on December 7, 1941, after President Roosevelt received news of the attack on Pearl Harbor. New evidence has been unearthed from the FDR Library that shows the true panic that gripped the White House and shook the nation following the attack.

• Cutting-edge CGI and interviews with the soldiers who survived the battle bring the true story of Pearl Harbor vividly to life.

• The story of one of WWII’s most ferocious attacks.

• Military History titles continue to perform consistently
for Go Entertain.

 

Straight to the point: An engrossing  and well balanced collection, bringing together the older style documentaries with the new wave and hitting you with some seriously thought provoking moments.

What we Like

The Reality of War –Both Tora, Tora, Tora and 24 hours later gave me pause for thought and in part upset me slightly. In many history programs, generally the ones I watch, the human factor is not there and all emotion / reality is wiped out by diagrams of troop movements on a map.  It is far too easy to not recognise the mental and physical anguish these men and women went through (and are still going through) but the PHC did not shy from it. Combatants were interviewed, stories were told and tears were shed.

There were many poignant parts within the documentaries, from the frailty of FDR and his struggle with polio, showing him at his weakest but making him that more a inspiration for it; to  sailors talking about being trapped in the capsized Arizona, waiting for rescue, gambling if they would run out of air or drown first. But the one that got me the most was when they talked about commemoration days held with both Japanese and America veterans  and how some could forgive and forget and others just couldn’t let go.

For me it brought back memories of my grandfather, who had fought the Japanese in Burma, talking about how he couldn’t forgive them for what they did to POWs.  Back then, when I was a child, I couldn’t understand why you wouldn’t forgive someone, especially from a war so many years ago but I had the innocence of youth and could never understand, nor have to witness or deal with the horrors of war; may it always stay that way.

Balanced view – There is one thing that really annoys me and that is unbalanced argument. I find it infuriating when someone tries to debate / make a point but doesn’t take into account “the other side of the coin.” History and life is complex and you need to respect it as so, by at least making an effort to understand other contributing factors .  Thankfully The Military History Channel  didn’t disappoint and both Japanese and Americans were interviewed ( in TTT) and it talked about the Japanese reason for going to war in the first place; a side of the story I didn’t know much about.

For the Americans the war started at Pearl Harbor but  that wasn’t the start of the war. Some documentaries, when focusing on the American theatres, tend to gloss over the other Allies role, and struggle, in the previous years but I was glad to see good attention made to FDRs relationship with Churchill and what it meant for the Americans to join the war.

Use of Archive footage maps and CG – I know these are prerequisites for history documentaries but all the same, I am a creature of habit and I enjoy watching them; even if the CG is a bit naff at times and archive footage doesn’t always tie in with what the narrator or expert is saying.

The second disc “24 hours after” went to great lengths in animating / colourising still pictures and adding effects that made the documentary look like a part of a film reel (someone was enjoying their Adobe After Effects) all very pleasing to the eye and kept me watching.

 I didn’t know that?! – FDR was given Cocaine to clear up a sinus problem! Not a major point I admit but I found it really interesting.

 Value for money – for 20 quid you are getting a pretty good deal here. 3 Discs, over 4 hours of documentary goodness and a bonus disc on Guadalcanal…Nice!.  Considering the Gettysburg  DVD I reviewed a few weeks back was £15, it’s not bad at all.

Geek Of The Week # 4 – Richard Cusworth

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Some Geeks collect toys, others content themselves with Comics, but Rick has shown us that being a geek is all about…

Starwars Gnones and an awesome home cinema system.

 

Richard Cusworth is… OUR GEEK OF THE WEEK!

 

1. So geek of the week… how does it feel to be a cut above the rest?

[quote] Like a badge of honour. I couldn’t be more pleased all those hours watching Sta rWars or reading Xmen comics finally payed off.[/quote]

2. The home cinema / computer set up is rather awesome, do you actually use both at the same time?

[quote]Yea I cant help but have something like “The Old Republic” playing on the 42″ while watching True Blood or what not on the 32″.[/quote]

3. Where did you and why did you get the Starwars gnomes?

[quote] New Smith Fields market near Gorton. Yoda came as a birthday present last year from my mate and his girlfriend and my Jawa was a more recent purchase a few weeks ago. I have a pic of Yoda having a cigarette during one of our house party’s and it rocks.[/quote]

4. Is StarWars your big Geeky love or is it just a part of a greater sci-fi, geek orgy?

[quote]StarWars is my number one Geek love but it definitely spills over into everything else. I have most recently gotten into Game of Thrones massively after the TV show started last year. I had read the first book but until the show I hadnt gone any further.[/quote]

5. if you had to chose to give up one thing would it be the gnomes or the home cinema/ pc combo and why?

[quote]It would have to be the Gnomes. Aside from the massive difference in price, With the english weather being what it is I dont get enough time in the garden to make the most. The Pc on the other hand gets kaned.[/quote]

6. So you have Star Wars gnomes and a nice TV set up, any other geeky plans for your house or does the other half only put up with these minor infractions?

[quote]There is currently no “Other Half” so I am not held back with my Geek expansions. The TV setup only recently came together as I became single. Nothing stopping me taking the 42″ off the wall and setting it up closer. I do have a games table set up in the attic which hasnt had some use in a few years but was great for Mtg or Warhammer and D&D when I was into all that.[/quote]

7. Anything else you’d like to say?

[quote]Im very glad to finally get some positive recognition for my Geekdom and am 100% sure Geeks will rule the earth. Especially if we get our Zombie apocalypse cos no one knows how to survive DayZ like a Geek[/quote]

Dust and Sand – Chapter 7 – By Sean P. Wallace

Chapter 7 

            Dust sat on Horse and read the mission dossier. Certain they wouldn’t be in any danger when barely into the Badlands, he paid the way ahead no mind.

            The kid did not do the same; she watched the horizon like it was about to do a trick.

            When Dust did glance up, he saw the crooked mountains and sandy plains of the Badlands looking over the pages of information as if reading up on Penelope Chalmers. As before, cacti littered the land. Though these were no ordinary plants; they twitched and danced and took pot shots at passing wildlife with their spiked arms. Some were unnaturally tall, others were stunted as they curved like an old miner’s spine. Each one was onyx. Some leaked blood. The cacti didn’t dominate the landscape – brushes and grasses and flowers were visible too – but they were the plants most corrupted by the Badlands.

            Dust looked back at the dossier. According to the file, the Texan Telegraph Concern had repaired multiple breaks in a telegraph line two miles from where the Solution guessed Penelope Chalmers had been taken. It seemed too coincidental to ignore so Dust decided to lead the kid to the downed line.

            It must have cost the TTC to do those repairs; no-one with half a brain went that deep, not without damn good reason or a lot of money changing hands. He looked at a photo of the kidnapped girl; she was a pretty girl, blond with a wholesome smile. The was no clue in her smile as to what had been so urgent that she and fifty soldiers had crossed the Badlands as the crow flies rather than skirting the border. What couldn’t have waited a few days?

            It wasn’t important, he supposed. Not really. What mattered that Penelope was at the mercy of this cult, held by people and less-than-people dedicated to That Which Sins. ‘Sinners’ spend their lives exploring the limits of pleasure and often include their captives in their search… It was a fate most well-bred girls wouldn’t survive for long.

            Then again, neither would most low-bred men. Remembering his previous experiences with Sinners made Dust want to spur Horse and charge in. Getting the kid killed through recklessness would be of no help to the poor girl.

            Plus Dick would pitch a right fit if that happened.

            Speaking of the kid, Dust folded the dossier back into his pack and watched her. Again, she was a puzzle. He couldn’t reckon what made someone with so much going for them – the wealth, money and power –  grub down at the worst end of the Dixie Problem.

            Could it be the glamour of facing the truly monstrous? Dick had once told him that dime novels had turned the Badlands into a place for heroes and villains, that they drive young men to become uniforms in the Solution. Dust had scarcely believed him. But Jacky said some uniforms had a bunch of these stories and here was the kid maybe risking her life for a taste of it, so what did he know?

            As if sensing she were being watched, the kid looked up. Not at but the horizon again. Hopefully any romantic ideas of the Badlands were draining away; he needed her alert and scared, not mooning for adventure.

            Dust looked away and they rode for a while like that until the kid broke the silence.

            “Tell me, Dust, do you know what happened here?” she asked. “Do you know what made this the Badlands?”

            Suddenly Dust needed a cigar. Or a drink. Or both. Not that they affected him but having a fine whiskey would’ve gone down mighty well. “Same thing that happened elsewhere. Though not on so grand a scale.”

            “Which was?”

            Either she  didn’t know or was wanting to hear his tell of it. Neither option made sense but that was no reason to be rude. He looked down at Horse and patted him gently. “The cults. They used their powers to make havens. Tainted the land. Poisoned the wildlife. Killed most everyone who called it home.”

            “Well yes,” she said, her pitch rising, “but how?”

            Now he could feel her eyes on him. He took a moment then said “I don’t truly know.”

            “But you could take a guess.”

            “I could.”

            “Go ahead then.”

Super Cat Fail

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Something about smug cats falling over that really amuses me..

(thanks do my dad for this Gem)

Geek of the Week # 3 Mark Cox

 

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Mr Cox.. we meet again!

For those of you who dont know why Mark Cox deserves to be Geek of the Week then read the following article we did on him, and his chums, a few months back… You know Lars Homestead? Well not only did he get married in front of it but him and a few other Uber Geek Heros, went over to Tunisia to fix it up!

READ READ READ!

https://geek-pride.co.uk/restoration-geeks-lars-homestead-has-never-looked-so-good/

1. Our 3rd Geek of the week. Will you be doing anything to celebrate this honour?

[quote]Well for a start i would like to thank everyone who supported our save the lars project and making this very important day possible of winning geek of the week . And course i’ll be celebrating by sitting on the garden patio watching the oylmpics.[/quote]

2. So, many of us know about you Uber Geek mission to save Lars Homestead and last time I talked to you, you said there might be something else on the cards… can you tell us something more about it?

[quote]here we go 🙂 NO comment as yet[/quote]

3. So is it just starwars or are there other scifi / fantasy titles you like?

[quote]Huge battlestar galactica fan. So sad when that finished but it did finish
on a high. What a finale, i was in tears. Secretly a big star trek fan too. Looking forward to trek convention in london this october. Excellnt chance to meet all of the captains 🙂 I could go, big fan of all scifi and fantasy in all its forms.[/quote]

4. Whos better, Empire or Rebellion and why?

[quote]Well i would say the rebellion reason being x-wings- red squadron rogue squadron y- wings gold squadron the whole fleet taking on deathstars protecting planets from the empire. Holding of attcking fleets. I’m a huge fan of the rogue squadron books and my love grew for the rebellion/new republic through these books[/quote]

5. The destruction of the Deathstar… genocidal atrocity or for the greater good of the galaxy?

[quote]Well depends if you think of the greater good which i firmly believe in. But then if you think of the pizza delivery guys and the plumbers who have been called out to the deathstar whilst it’s being blown up then it’s bad because those guys were just doing their job. And didn’t ask to be blown up. No doubt the galaxys version of unicef will sort out the details [/quote]

6. Phantom Menace…. opinion?

[quote]Phantom menace, for me personally i love it. mainly for what it stands for. It was the film that got me interested in the star wars films again. It rekindled my love for the saga. But as a film it has it’s problems but hell so does return of the jedi. I can live with jar jar but i struggle with the amidala/handmaiden role. Fooling a jedi the way it did. No wonder palpatine was able to fool the whole jedi order. If a teenage girl can anyone can… That for me is a major FAIL!![/quote]

7. Anything else you would like to say?

[quote]Carry on with the good work matt, i’m enjoying the website/facebook page and everything it stands for Maybe we can tempt you to come over to florida with us for celebration 6. Just think of the report you could hey. You could find out some secrets for question 2 🙂 [/quote]

Aurora – a Composition by Hans Zimmer

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Composed by Hans Zimmer in memory of the victims of the Aurora massacre  … beautiful is all I can say; a fitting tribute 

Dust and Sand – Chapter 6 – By Sean P. Wallace

Chapter 6

            The sun began to set. Father Kieran Kilkenny watched that wonderful source of light and warmth, the Lord’s love and strength made material, start the long process of nestling into the horizon for a well-deserved rest.

            Another night of the troubles was about to start.

            As it had for a few weeks now, sunset heralded a flurry of activity in Crucifix; huddled folk emptied their homes, the tavern and the other places of work quickly, though there were precious few employers in Crucifix. They made their way to the chapel, the only safe place in town of a night. Most were old; the town’s young tended to leave when they hit their teens to find work and fortunes elsewhere, braving the Badlands in hope of a better life. A few children walked among the fleeing people, remnants and reminders of innocence. Pale, scared, Crucifix moved as quickly as they could to their tall wooden haven. None wanted to be outside it when the sun eventually set. Though it was a horrible scene, Father Kilkenny couldn’t help but think there was something right about people coming to the Lord when they needed protection.

            The Father watched this exodus from atop the town chapel, one arm draped round the rough wooden crucifix above its entrance. The chapel roof was his thinking place and where he felt he did his best praying. After all, it was the part of Crucifix closest to God. Of course the townspeople had found this preference unusual at first but they had become so used to his being there that they didn’t even look up any more.

            The exodus wasn’ta great one. Crucifix was tiny, had only one road and that ended at the chapel. They had only the tavern for entertainment – a place whose hospitality Father Kilkenny wanted to enjoy but knew he couldn’t – and a trading post and a bank for honest work. A dozen homes sat between and around these but that was all there. His flock were penned in by poverty and demons.

            Before the recent troubles, the townspeople had subsisted by farming the few fields that the Father had been able to make safe and drinking heavily at night. It wasn’t much of a life. But it was a life Father Kilkenny was determined to preserve, even if he had to do so alone. It didn’t seem like anyone else would be coming to help.

            Crucifix wasn’t usually so isolated; the telegraph line in the bank, which went south-west and north-east to places that truly mattered to this country, kept them in touch with the world. But the line hadn’t been working lately, which cut them off entirely. A fact which seemed too coincidental with all that’d been happening.

            Father Kilkenny looked along the dipping telegraph line, followed it to the horizon, then looked back at the sun. They had maybe an hour until darkness would come over them, which meant only an hour and a half before the troubles would start again. There was still a lot to be done; the chapel needed reinforcing, to be prepared for the draining night ahead.

            The thought made him feel tired. Perhaps it was too much for one man to protect a town against the forces of Hell, even a man of God; every morning for the past month, he’d gone to bed with the voice of the Devil asking him why he didn’t just pack up and go somewhere safer. Not that the thought lasted long. The Lord didn’t have a lot of time for what was easy for those who dedicated their lives to Him. But He did care a lot about what needed to be done to for His followers; His son learned that the hard way. And as the Father had given his life to God, he would do whatever He expected. So he would prepare Crucifix for another night, stand firm in the face of evil.

            But not quite yet. For now Father Kilkenny wanted to watch his flock. Seeing them, seeing their clear need, reminded him why he became a Father. These people looked to him for guidance and protection, spiritual and otherwise. So he indulged himself a moment longer before getting to his feet.

            Tall and broad by birth, Father Kilkenny knew he looked every inch an Irish immigrant; a mess of untameable red hair atop a freckle-covered and work-worn face, rough hands and a drinker’s eye. If not for his dark preacher’s uniform and knowledge of the Bible, he’d be mistaken for another Mick ranch hand or railroad worker.

            He climbed down from the roof using a ladder he’d made himself; if Jesus had seen fit to be a carpenter then any Father should at least have a taste of the trade himself. Old Hamish, a Crucifix local of Scottish heritage, had shown him how a few years back. In return, the Father’d said prayers over the old man when the demon drink finally gutted him. Thanks to Old Hamish, the ladder was firm and good. It barely creaked under his bulk as he descended.

            No-one talked to him as he entered his chapel. There was little his flock could say now; sheltering in the chapel had become routine and their probing questions had been worn to indifferent nubs over the weeks. They weren’t quite at the stage where they might gossip during the night but they were getting close to it. Even the children, those Walter boys and the Finn and Christian girls, had become so settled that they could sleep through the night. Crucifix had adapted and was becoming accustomed to the troubles. Father Kilkenny supposed that was good as it meant they did not suffer as badly. But he couldn’t get used to it, not when they needed him to be on his guard.

WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEAR’YS – Social Culpability – NSFW?

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Geek Pride is but a mere 10 months old and I guess in this youthful naivety I thought that everyone who ‘liked’ the page would be of the same humour and temperament as myself… THE CREATOOORR! Unfortunately, as some of you may have seen from one of my random posts on the dangers of typing NODNOL into your google image search, I was wrong and inadvertently offended a once Geek Pride follower who is now, sadly, no longer part of the fold.

To get you up to speed, the following is what was posted… Just note this is not a dig at the offended party, just telling the story to get to my point; which I will get too eventually!

[quote]Me – GEEKS AND GEEKETTES… WARNING! – I have posted this before but some did not take any heed, so i must warn you all again. DO NOT, I say again DO NOT type ” NODNOL ” (that’s London backwards) into your google image search. by all means google it normally but DO NOT google Image search it.. for the love of all that is holy! / Matt.[/quote]

As expected most people succumbed and pressed the proverbial red button, with laughs and banter had by all, but 1….

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Offended Party – you really should have put an NSFW on that

Me – I did stipulate “DO NOT” 3 times. I’m pretty sure you can assume its NSFW. Can’t help you if you disobey geek pride.. We did try to stop you :o(

Offended Party  – No, this was obviously a trolling post. I’ve seen my fair share of the “don’t click this but I’ll never tell you why” jokes and thought this was one…. and opened it at work. As a group with so much focus on geek culture I’m sure you’re familiar with internet social conventions such as this one; you knew exactly what you were doing. And you know better than to post one of those without an NSFW tag on it. You’re an ass. Now I know why you have so few fans. Consider yourself banned from my feed

Me – I’m sorry if I’ve offended you it was not my intent but with all due respect. 1. If it was “obviously a trolling post I’ve seen my fair share …” then being the intelligent lass you no doubt are, then common sense should have prevailed and maybe you should have thought twice? 2. It was rather mean of you to say I have no fans, my mum tells me I’m awesome every day!

Come back I’m soweee ;o)

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 Geek prides followers drops by 1.. damn. I honestly was only playing around and would never intentionally go out to offend anyone, so I sent them an email saying as much; no reply.

 And now to the main point:

After feeling a bit guilty, I started thinking long and hard about social / public culpability. I was being blamed for this person’s action but was it really my fault? I appreciate that the outcome was a forgone conclusion and telling someone not to do something is like telling someone not to push the big red button (they are going to push it) but why should I take responsibility for ‘their’ actions? I could understand maybe, if it was a child who doesn’t know any better but a mature adult?  In the above case the offended person concedes they knew what these sorts of posts are like, so why would you need a NSFW tag if you already know what the outcome is?

 It has become very apparent to me, over the years, that society is marred by people looking to pass blame onto others for their own mistakes, causing businesses and government bodies to have to go to ridiculous lengths to make sure their backs are covered; least they get sued.

 Examples:

  • I picked up a bag of nuts in the supermarket the other day and low and behold, on the back there was a warning: MAY CONTAIN NUTS. No shit Sherlock!This is obviously to stop people who are allergic to nuts, eating said nuts, but surely common sense should prevail in this instance? If you pick up a bag of nuts and you are allergic, you are not going to eat them; or have we become that stupid as to only read warning signs and not use our brains?  Personally if you eat a bag of nuts (knowing they are nuts) and are allergic to nuts, then you deserve all the ramifications that come with it.
     
  • A burglar climbs onto a man’s conservatory roof to try and rob his house; he unsurprisingly falls through the glass and gets injured quite badly. He then sues the home owner because the glass roof did not have a sign saying that it was dangerous to walk there?! This is pure insanity is it not? The guy deserved every laceration he got.. I’m surprised the owner didn’t sue him for breaking his roof!

Here is a link to a website listing some seriously stupid warnings: http://www.rinkworks.com/said/warnings.shtml

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Do not use if you cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet.” — In the information booklet.

“Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish.” — On a bottle of shampoo for dogs.

“For external use only!” — On a curling iron.”Warning: This product can burn eyes.” — On a curling iron.

“Do not use in shower.” — On a hair dryer.

“Do not use while sleeping.” — On a hair dryer.

“Do not use while sleeping or unconscious.” — On a hand-held massaging device.

“Do not place this product into any electronic equipment.” — On the case of a chocolate CD in a gift basket.

“Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking.” — On a toilet at a public sports facility in Ann Arbor, Michigan.

“Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover.” — On a pair of shin guards made for bicyclists.

“This product not intended for use as a dental drill.” — On an electric rotary tool.

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So with the above in mind I ask again, is it your responsibility to make sure other adult people don’t do stupid things? Is it a company’s responsibility that you don’t put your TV remote in the dishwasher or that you don’t fold up your child up with their stroller? I put it to you, it is not!

People need to accept their mistakes and not pass the buck. If a company has not provided safety equipment or something happens due to negligence on their behalf, by all means sue them dry, but if you are incapable of using common sense then you deserve, in this geeks humble opinion, what you get!