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Video: Fake Geek Girls

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Before you starting shouting at me this video is in defense of geek girls like me. I will admit the rise of the fake geek girl meme has rarely made me laugh but frequently leaves me mad. If, for some reason, you have been hiding in a cave that didn’t have 3G, here is an example of the meme to which I am referring:

 

I have actually been trying to recall if there has been a time where I have felt judged as a fake by geek males and if I’m honest I can’t recall anything. But why is that? I have been a geek girl for a long time now, I have been to conventions, took part in forums and discussions even written for a geek themed awesome website (yes it is this one). Yet I have never been seriously questioned or berated for my opinion, until I realised that may be it is because I am afraid of my true opinion. Weird I know, but I’m aware there are some serious hardcore geeks out there and I have seen how they react to someone making the smallest errors and how that reaction is increased ten fold and becomes far more personal if the error is made by a female geek. Then follows by accusations of fakery, jumping on the band wagon, only liking the movies etc etc I have seen this many times and I’m now so afraid of the potential backlash if I did make a genuine error or have an opinion different to the majority that I choose not to voice my thoughts in certain arenas. But, really if someone is wrong the shape of the genitalia shouldn’t be a factor in their error.

Male and female alike, we geeks should be encouraging anyone who shows an interest in ‘geek’ culture. We should welcome them with open arms and a list of recommended comics, an X-Box and the gift of funny shaped dice. So that we may pass on our greatness and hope it spreads and engulfs the world. Cos let’s be honest, it’s the only way we are going to get another series of Firefly.

I would like to point out that when writing for Geek Pride I am confident that I am not going to encounter any of the above, we have good moderators and any offensive comments are dealt with swiftly, so feel free to interact and mingle with us here, you are safe.

Anyway I could go on and on about this topic but a lot of my point is summed up in this video. For all those small minded people poisoning the reputations of all geeks I ask you one question, who are you to judge? WARNING: Language.

Writer’s Challenge: Zombie Apocalypse Team #3 (Laura)

Welcome, fellow survivors! All aboard the S.S. Headshot! Toot toot!

So, you’re probably a little confused right now. The dead are walking the earth, and here you are on a pimped-up cruise ship just off the coast of Southampton with me and my elite team. I know you have a lot of questions, like “Who are you?”, “Why are there zombies?” and “What the hell am I doing in Southampton?” Just try to relax, and I’ll explain as best I can.

I’m Laura, but you can call me Captain or Pirate King. It was my idea to commandeer this damn fine ship to use as a fortress against the undead. And what a wonderful fortress it is! You know who else has a swimming pool, an ice rink and a climbing wall in their safehouse? Yeah, me neither. Plus it gives you a great excuse to sing this song:

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But in all seriousness, this is probably the safest safehouse in the world. It floats, so we can’t easily be boarded by the undead, plus it can fit 10,000 people on board, so nobody will get turned away. Well, except for the zombies. So, you just pick a room, hit up one of the restaurants for dinner (you’ll have to cook it yourself, though, the head chef is, uh… off sick) and come meet the rest of my merry band of adventurers!

First up is Deadpool. I know, I know, he looks creepy, but he’s a handy guy to have around. Aside from the fact that he dual-wields katanas and carries more guns, grenades and grappling hooks than one person can physically lift, his sense of humour always brightens up those dreary Sunday afternoons when there’s no zombies around to kill and hide and seek has lost its appeal. Oh sure, he’s crazier than Pinkie Pie on acid, but you need a little crazy when smashing the skulls of your dearly departed loved ones is the order of the day. And hopefully, when it comes time to send him on a suicide run into the oncoming zombie horde, that healing factor of his might just help him survive. Or it might not. It’s kinda erratic.

 

Down in sick bay you’ll find Dr Bruce Banner. He’s currently separated the Hulk bit of himself into a completely different body- I have no idea, the guy’s a genius, you think I can explain this shit? Anyways, he’s still a doctor, with an off-the-charts IQ and an entire floor full of crazy gamma technology. Apparently he has a taser that could kill Wolverine. For real! And I heard that he’s working on a gamma shield big enough to cover the whole ship, so that’ll come in handy. Oh, and definitely go see him as soon as possible, you’ll need to be bioscanned to double-check you’re not a Z-virus carrier. And if you are, well…

 

Up on the roof we’ve got Deadshot. Those two zombies chasing you that exploded randomly before you could even see the ship? That was Deadshot’s doing. Dude’s got a bionic eye, but even without it he’s a perfect shot. Good thing the zombie apocalypse has put us on the same side, else I’d be worried he’d put one in my brain and steal the ship! Ha!

[Note to self: get Banner to hurry up with that gamma shield and give me a little portable one]

 

Catwoman should be swinging in with the loot round about now. I’d be worried she got bitten by zombies, but if there’s anyone who knows how to steal supplies without getting caught, it’s her. Granted, she’s used to stealing smaller, shinier things, but she managed to steal a lorryload of medical equipment on our first day. I had no idea she knew how to hotwire a lorry, but what can I say, the girl’s full of surprises! Besides, I’m pretty sure she only steals stuff for the thrill of it, and what could be more thrilling than stealing stuff whilst avoiding being afflicted with the living death?

 

And then there’s me. What do I bring to the table, you ask? Well, aside from the fact that holing up in this incredibly awesome safehouseboat was totally my idea, I am documenting the apocalypse in the form of my daily Captain’s Logs.  I’m fairly bendy, so I can be folded up for easy storage, plus I have this totally sweet Captain’s hat…

OK, I have no zombie-killing skills.  But if you tell anyone that I shall have you keelhauled.

Disney presents Star Wars: Episode VII

Now that we’ve all had a chance to let the shocking news about Disney purchasing Lucas Arts sink in, I’ve thinking… ‘Look what a great job they did with Robin Hood, what if they did something similar?’

Sure, it wouldn’t be our Star Wars, but lets be honest, episodes I, II and III were not the greatest; or were they?  Looking back and watching them again, I must admit that they are not as bad as I remember, and are quite watchable and even enjoyable.  Granted the likes of Jar Jar Binks, the worst box office performer-to-earnings Ewen McGregor and the still unanswered question of ‘why didn’t Qui-Gon Jinn (Liam Neeson) disappear into thin air like Obi-Wan ‘I will become more powerful than you could possibly imagine’ Kenobi (Alex Guinness) ‘ do take some getting over, but all in all they are not as bad as you think they are.

 The franchise continued with the Cartoon Network’s highly rated Star Wars: The Clone Wars.  Now given its success, the Clone Wars did feature a number of ‘inaccuracies’, but these have not stopped the show being a huge success.  However, the Disney buyout means that the Clone Wars may leave the Cartoon Network and appear on the Disney Channel this coming year.

Should Disney intend to stick faithfully to the franchise, the bar is set (arguably) unattainably high and I think could be doomed to fail in all but box office takings.  I’m sure episode VII won’t be as bad as Episodes I, II and III as Disney will not want another John Carter on their hands, but I for one would be more than willing to accept a new ‘alternative’ Star Wars, so long as it is along the lines of the Disney classic Robin Hood.

However, in putting my own private thoughts in black and white, always a dangerous thing, I will no doubt feel the wrath of the fan boys and girls.  But just think about it, or another of your favourite Disney classics and let your mind consider the possibilities.  Whether you agree or not, one thing I urge you to do is go and watch Disney’s Robin Hood.

Looper (2012) Review – The Argument Against… 4GPP

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Straight to the point:

“This years Matrix” if by “Matrix” you mean “disappointing sci-fi mess with delusions of grandeur”.

Review:

I should love this film. The trailer blew me away with its images of a dystopian future, Bruce Willis doing time travel (no more monkey business!) and Joseph Gordon Levitt doing…oh my god what’s wrong with his face?

Seriously, what’s going on with his eyebrows?

It was therefore with no small amount of excitement that I sat down to watch what has been described to me as the sleeper hit of the year. Skip forward 118 minutes later and I was left with that feeling you get when you meet an old school friend who used to be quite attractive but now has a hook for a hand and a face ravaged by years of crystal meth abuse. Sorrow for the wasted potential of something that started out so promising.

Looper, in a nutshell, is the story of Joe, played at various times in his life by a heavily made-up Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Bruce “I’m still a credible action hero” Willis. Joe is a looper, an assassin that kills and disposes of people sent back in time by a futuristic criminal organisation from a point where time travel has been invented. Everything is hunky-dory in Joe’s life, he has money, drugs, hookers, a steady job…hunky-dory that is until his future self is sent back to meet his demise at the end of Joe’s blunderbuss and Joe fails to pull the trigger.

Who could wanna shoot that face?

This is the set-up and, as long as there are no further questions, it stands up fine. The problem is that you can’t ask your audience, especially the intelligent good-looking geeks at whom this film is targeted, not to want to know what the chuff is going on. Questions like “why don’t the future criminals just kill these dudes in the future instead of sending them back?” and “Surely by not killing his future self Joe instantly changes his own timeline meaning that he wouldn’t be sent back to kill himself so the timeline would remain unaltered and why is my nose bleeding?” are answered as vaguely as possible, even at one point to the extent that Bruce Willis loudly advises his younger self that it doesn’t matter and to stop trying to work it out. I mean he may as well wink at the camera and tell us to turn our brains off for a bit.

 

 
Visually the film definitely more hit than miss. The cityscapes are jaw-dropping and the atmosphere of a 2040’s America still suffering after thirty years of recession is very well realised. Technology appears to have festered here with criminals using either cobbled-together blunderbusses or oversized “gat” revolvers in their nefarious pursuits and dirty solar panels adorn every car’s bonnet, their chassis’ a mess of wires and scavenged machinery. The technology itself raises further questions though, regarding the inconsistencies on show here. As well as the solar-cars and some electric vehicles, characters often ride around on flying bikes seemingly built around a single jet engine. I know, it’s poking holes for the sake of poking holes but what, you have fuel for personal jet engines but your cars have to be powered by something else? Come on.

For me, the highlight of the film is Joseph Gordon Levitt’s performance. He is in my opinion one of the finest actors of the moment who, to his infinite credit, is inclined towards more interesting sci-fi projects like this, Inception, The Dark Knight Rises, etc. In Looper he once again proves to be the most watchable thing in the entire movie and, in this case, is the only justification for the positive praise it has garnered elsewhere. In order to make him look like a young Bruce Willis he has been given a prosthetic eyebrow ridge and nose making him look more like the lovechild of a Bajoran and an owl than an aging John McClane which, on anyone else this would be enough, but JGL has obviously put a ton of work into pulling off a pitch perfect Willis impression. Every subtle eye movement, every half smile, every line he delivers is pure Bruce. There’s one scene in particular where young Joe and old Joe are chatting in a café and it’s quite fun watching the two men trying to act like Bruce Willis. I think JGL does a better job.

It’s like looking into a really shit mirror…

What else?

Oh wait, did I mention that everyone in this film has telekinesis? Ok, so it’s only around 10% of the world population, but that 10% just happen to be every character in this film who isn’t named Joe. There is a rule in storytelling that says an audience is only willing to suspend their disbelief enough for one magical or fantastical concept. It’s the reason why no one in Jurassic Park was an alien or the X-Men weren’t also killer robots from the future (either of which admittedly would have been awesome) – you can only have one crazy thing before you lose the audience’s connection. And it’s not even like these people having telekinesis furthers the plot. There is zero reason why anyone in this film needs super powers – if anything the film makes more sense without them.

In all the effect is like watching the first half of Back to the Future and then sticking on the end of Akira. This would have been a great time travel film or a great …erm…telekinesis film, but having both means that neither concept is given enough room to develop and ends up with you wishing you could go back in time watch Matrix again instead.

Dust and Sand – Chapter 21 – by Sean P. Wallace

Chapter 21

 

Night came quickly, shoving the day rudely aside. Time always seemed to race when Dust was waiting on a battle, when he had to put civility aside and decide things with violence. As a Ranger, such times had come all too often. As a member of the Solution, not often enough.

He didn’t like admitting it but enjoyed facing eldritch creatures as it was pure release, an unburdening of responsibility and morality; Dust didn’t have to worry whether he was doing the right thing, never had that horrible moment of looking into a man’s eyes and seeing the soul leave him… Nor did he have to worry about taking them alive, holding back his strength still he didn’t turn their bones to powder. These were monsters, pitiless horrors that should never have existed, and all they deserved was to be sent back to wherever they came from.

Dust was hidden in one of the more damaged buildings, ready to pounce. In another broken-down house across from him was Naismith. Before entering, she’d wrapped a dark blanket around her shoulders and covered her face with soot to hide her better in the dark. Hence her shadow was all he could make out in the twilight
This would probably be Naismith’s first time killing her fellow man. She’d talked a tough game in the chapel but he imagined she was scared, excited, fearing for her life; all the things a novice should feel before a big fight.

All the things Dust no longer felt.

He looked over to the chapel, locked up with physical barriers and locked-down with more spells than he’d ever seen outside of a Solution holding cell. Seeing the Father’s layout had been one thing but witnessing its full power was quite another; each rune glowed a gentle amber, feeding on the Father’s faith and will, and the whole spell cracked across Dust’s magical senses. Whatever and whoever came to destroy it would face a tough time.

Dust made a note to ask Dick why the Solution hadn’t teamed up with the Vatican; only for the power they had, mind, not the strings that’d come with it. Though the need to qualify himself like that might explain why.

He turned his eyes back north-west, looking past crushed glass and warped walls, and saw nothing more than tall outcrops of red stone and an overcast sky. He kept watching, kept waiting.

After a few minutes, he saw crucifix hanging in what was left of his hiding place’s hall in the corner of his eye, still clinging to the wall that held it up. The whole house had withstood one hell of a battering, perhaps because it was so close to the chapel; the carpet had been chewed and clawed, every window rendered useless, and the whitewashed walls were marked almost as badly as Dust’s torso. Yet still it stood and still that crucifix hung over him.

Dust kept his attention on the horizon but found his eye wandering to that crucifix more than once.

Eventually a wolf broke the town’s silence by howling in the distance. Most of the town, hell, most of the Badlands would treat that as innocuous. Not Dust and Penelope; that was Claw of the Gods’ signal. The harriers were coming. Dust drew his other gun and trained it in both hands, letting it settle in and feel like a part of him. Which, he supposed, it kind of was.

They were approaching from the north-west, just as Shadows Fade had predicted. Dust could feel them, a sizzling build-up of vile magic, an eldritch horde, a small army. With slow, patient breaths, he awaited their arrival. Excitement flickered inside him, bringing a small smile to his face. It really had been too long.

Two minutes later, they crested the north-western horizon. Dozens of creatures belonging to That Which Sins fell onto Crucifix; Fallen Angels, Scamps, Illicits and Shriekers as well as some new things Dust couldn’t name. They gibbered and growled and moaned.

He watched them sprint down a narrow valley that led into the town proper and clash against the chapel’s walls. Immediately, the Father’s protection flared with a brilliant golden light and the most eager monsters were singed by his power. But the following creatures were more careful, something Dust hadn’t been prepared for; some worked together to throw their brethren onto the chapel roof where the protection was weakest whilst others used weapons or rocks to assault the chapel and avoid the burning magic.

That showed a level of planning and co-ordination the Father had not mentioned. And the human harriers weren’t amongst them. Had Shadows Fade really dealt with them already? If so, how were the damn monsters working so well together? The Father couldn’t afford for him to wait and find out. Dust had to step out now even though it was too early, trust Naismith and Shadows Fade to do their jobs.

He looked again at Naismith, darkened and hidden, a sniper. Perfect. Dust had to be the only obvious target if he were going to draw their fire. To achieve that, he’d have to get their mob’s attention first.

That meant being big, obvious, so he jumped through the rotting wall in front of him, knocking that crucifix down to the worn carpet. He gave the owners a small apology before bellowing like a furious bull and charging toward the chapel. He levelled his other gun at the monsters and it roared louder than he had, disintegrating creatures on the roof with three squeezes of the trigger.

This got their attention. The horde turned from their task and took a moment to react. Some dropped their tools in shock, others roared back challenges. Dust killed two more on the roof as they wasted their time.

Then a shot rang out from behind the chapel. A bullet grazed Dust, a flesh wound along his shoulder that barely stopped his charge. The harriers had joined the fray. Dust changed direction, zig-zagging randomly. Two more shots, kill shots, missed him before he could put the chapel’s bulk between him and the shooter.

“Don’t just stand there,” someone shouted, a Mexican with a strong accent. “You stupid motherfuckers, get him!”

That spurred the creatures into action. Those who were still on the ground swarmed round the chapel, attacking in a pincer movement. Dust fired into the crowds as they rounded three chapel, alternating between the two throngs, taking two out at a time.

Just picking them off like this wouldn’t be enough to keep him safe; there were too many of them. Naismith was supposed to be covering him but Dust realised she hadn’t fired once yet. Was she scared of giving away her position? Had she frozen when the harrier had shouted, when she knew she might have to kill a man? Or was she waiting until the horde would least expect a counter-attack?

Dust didn’t know and didn’t have time to work it out as some of the creatures got within clawing range. He’d have to fight them hand-to-hand, even if he might get swamped. He span his other gun, brandished it. The runes and spells still fresh from being fired singed his flesh but Dust ignored this. It was just pain.

Grrr! Retailers Why So Sexist?

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It is coming to that time of year again where decorations are up far to early, you agonise over what to get for mum and and even the most resolute person gives in and stuffs their face with far too much chocolate, cake, turkey and alcohol. For me Christmas marks a frantic search for toys with which to spoil my children, but each build up to Christmas is also accompanied by an over whelming rage. This video, which circulated last year, highlights my point exactly with the advantage of being said by a very wise little girl.

Christmas has taught me that much of the cool stuff I want to own is aimed at boys. Even down to the Doctor Who toys, why are these in the so called ‘Boys Toys’ aisle. Isn’t Who aimed everyone, young and old, male and female? Action scenes, love stories and time travel are not gender specific.

The  toy retailers way of thinking has ruined my superhero merchandise purchasing ability. I am a girl and will admit that my favourite  superheroes tend to be women, or couples. That’s my personal preference and one I have seemed to pass onto my daughter,  so when I go to the  toy shop to find toys featuring these heroes I am mostly disappointed on every occasion. I can find you one of everything featuring Batman or Iron Man, Spider-Man or Superman but can I find a Wonder Woman themed scooter, no, my daughter gets Hello Kitty.

My children have both been brought up and a hearty diet of superhero canon, I have always encouraged them both to play with whatever they want. I get the greatest joy from seeing them run round the house as Storm and Batman, they have no issue with Marvel/DC crossovers, or adventuring through time and space as The Doctor and  his companion. Why stifle any of this creativity with colour and inaccurate assumptions.  Maddie asked for a Supergirl dressing up costume a couple of years ago, so I researched what I could get and found a pink one!? WHY? Supergirl is blue and red, why does there need to be a pink version?This year Maddie saw an advert for the John Adams Hot Wires Electric Kit and immediately added it to her list. And so she should, build your own lie detector? what’s not to love? Naturally the internet hunt for the best price began but this was shortly followed by a rage, unfortunately my husband got the most of it because I have found shouting at the internet doesn’t work.  It was the description that angered me so much, in fact I didn’t even finish the the sentence

[box_light]If you have an inquisitive boy that loves gadgets and gizmos…[/box_light]

What!? inquisitive boy? What the hell? What if I have an inquisitive girl? What should I buy her? Make up?  It seems a thoughtless description, how hard would it have been to replace the word boy with child.

GameOverCast – Eps 120 (Mature Language)

Better late than never but here is episode 120 of the Gameovercast.  Click the picture below to listen or subscribe on I tunes

Episode 120 of the GameOverCast is up and at them.

This bombastic episode is brought to you by Radarhead, Gibson, Jay, Tommy baby and Kinichie!
The show opens with Gibson telling us about his zombie survival bag he has sat next to his front door, Tom tells us of putting together gaming anti zombie dream team, and it all goes down hill from there.
In games we have been playing we talk Dayz Namalask, Call of Duty BlackOps 2, Time splitters, The Walking dead episode 5 and mucho more!!!
News has us slapping our forheads at news that the new Wii U’s are bricking, raising an eyebrow at the fact that it only takes one game to make a Wii-U profitable, smiling from ear to ear that Mirrors edge 2 maybe a reality, and plenty more news besides.
We have a gaming word of the week, this weeks gaming word : Grinding.
We finish off with a bunch of discussion causing emails from our fricking awesome listeners!

Hugh Jackman in Talks for X-Men Days of Future Past

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Weirdly it was only last night whilst re-watching X-Men: First Class that I was telling my husband that they can’t do X-Men: Days of Future Past without Hugh Jackman as Wolverine. I wake up this morning bleary eyed, checked my feeds and low and behold, headlines appeared announcing that Hugh Jackman is currently in talks to reprise his role for the First Class sequel. I have no doubt that this will be confirmed very shortly. Cue girly squeel.

Bryan Singers twitter feed also brought more pleasing news with the announcement that Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen are to reprise their roles as Professor X and Magneto in Days of Future Past. This  makes very good sense, you can’t make a film about  time travel and a dystopian mutant hating future without having the characters at a range of ages and quite frankly unless they veer way of the original story they can’t make this film without Wolverine. Initially I was worried that they would just recast everyone which I believe would have been a fatal mistake for the franchise. With the success of the Avengers I hope that suits in charge have learned that once the fans love the way a certain actor portrays one of their beloved characters, all they want is more. 

I have also read in certain places the possibility of Halle Berry return, this one I am not sure about simply because  I didn’t warm to her portrayal of Storm and don’t get me started on the hair cuts. Anyway we can but wait and see. I shall endeavour to keep you updated. Meanwhile in case you missed it Bryan Singer also ‘announced’ the following back on 14th November.

 

Cosplay Interview #7 – Soni Aralynn

The next Talented Cosplayer to walk the hallowed halls of Geek Pride, is from the States, is a youtuber, and Loves to sue and Dance. Having Cosplayed for 9 years now, Soni is an expert at making all her own costumes and even does commissions; An extremely friendly and industrious artist and a pleasure to talk to.

 

 

You can check out her FB page and Youtube chan below, annnnnd see what she had to say to us about her life outside cosplay, cosplaying itself and just general geek shiz… enjoy!

 

FB http://www.facebook.com/sonilovesyoutoo

youtube http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTYR_APzUDV0NbqhxJkVKBA?feature=watch 


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So tell us a bit about yourself what do you work as when you aren’t cosplaying? Got any pets? A boyfriend? What do you do for fun?
What do I do when I am not cosplaying? Well I hang out with my friends, play video games, catch up on shows that I haven’t otherwise finished watching. I collect toys too so sometimes I go hunting for the toys I need. I go to a fitness class to keep in shape, not only for cosplay, but because I want to be healthy and fit. I read comics and books too. I go out dancing for fun, I really love to dance!
You FB page says you are into Astro Physics; that’s rather impressive. Do you study it, or is it just an interest?
It’s just an interest. I have a small telescope, star maps, books. I really enjoy professor michio kaku’s work, but neil degrasse tyson is a close second. I watch plenty of shows that explain the cosmos and until recently belonged to an astronomy club. I think its fascinating to wonder about the cosmos. There is so much out there and its seemingly infinite.
It also says you are into gaming, comic books and Anime… hmmm where to start,,, how about your top 5 for each? ;oD 
ascending order. 
Gaming, Galaga, DOnkey Kong Kountry, bioshock, silent hill, Halo
Comic Books (this is way hard hahaha)The new warriors, xforce, nightwing, justice league, Green Lantern New Guardians
Anime: Robotech, Outlaw Star, Ghost in the shell, cardcaptors, Sailor Moon
If you had to give up all of the above but one thing, what would it be and why? 
video games, DUDE i can just play video games forever if I lost everything else. I can go on xbox live and hang with my friends too hehehehe. I’d be cosplaying through my video games hahaha.
Cosplay
So I guess we need to start , at the start; when / where did you first cosplay, what did you go as and what made you do it? 
2003 I was invited to my first anime convention in Baltimore MD named Otakon. I borrowed my friends costume just to play along and I was hooked right away. I bought a sewing machine and never looked back. Now I sew like its my job and it kind of is as I am doing commissions now. hahaha. 
What characters have you portrayed so far?
I’M SURE I am going to miss a few by trying to list it from the top of my head haha. Some of them I haven’t even posted pictures, or only one picture exists. See back then when I started it wasn’t a big deal to do the photoshoots. You just went with friends and if one of the like 10 photogs grabbed you, you got cool photos. Saiya Man, Rith from magna crata, sailor mars, saiya man, kitana, jade, fatality star sapphire, DearS, SPD yellow, Abare Yellow, Villetta Nu, Gamora, Spider Woman, Artemis Young Justice, Femme Super Boy, astronema, black widow, ame comi harley quinn. Geez, when it’s down on paper I can see how diverse my list is. wow
What is your favourite costume to date and what one was the hardest to make?
My favorite is probably Spider Woman, I really like Jessica Drew as a character. She’s been through a lot and really tries to stay strong. The hardest to make was probably Ame Comi Harley quin. Lot’s went into making that costume. 
Any costumes out there you would love to make but just don’t think you could pull it off?
Wonder Woman <3<3
What is your favourite convention to go to and why?
My favorite is Dragon Con. SO much fun there, its really a great convention.
General Questions
What does Geek Pride (not the awesome website and FB page, but the way of life) mean to you?
Geek Pride is not worrying about how people view you for your interests. Being proud of what you like and respecting others who like other geeky things. 
StarWars or Lord of the Rings?
LORD OF THE RINGS FOREVERRRRRRRRR
If you were given one super power, what would it be and what would you use it to do?
The truth lasso, so I can bring morons to tell the truth. Real Justice. 
Anything else you’d like to say?
I take costume commissions if anyone is looking to get something made drop me a line on my fanpage.
http://www.facebook.com/sonilovesyoutoo
 

Daddy Cross – Interview with Ne’er Do Well Films

 For those not familiar with the term; exploitation film is an informal label which may be applied to any film which is generally considered to be both low budget and of low moral or artistic merit, and therefore apparently attempting to gain financial success by “exploiting” a current trend or a niche genre or a base desire for lurid subject matter.

 In the last few years film-makers like Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez have been recreating the style of exploitation films from the 70’s, including the look of old and damaged film in movies like Planet Terror, Machete and Death Proof, to name just a few.

 Last year, with the release of Hobo with a Shotgun, starring Rutger Hauer (who is not a stranger to these kind of films) the Prince Charles Cinema in Leicester Square created a competition, inviting fans to create an exploitation style trailer. The Winners were James Pearcey, Russell Would and Evrim Ersoy (AKA Ne’er Do Well Films) with Daddy Cross, which used the style of British exploitation cinema of the 70s and featured a psychotic priest known as, you’ve guessed it, “Daddy Cross.”

 Since then, with some help from their fans via Sponsorme.com, they have made a series of  Daddy Cross “webisodes.” There will be ten of these in total (one for each of the Ten Commandments), three of which are available to view now (linked at the end of the following interview) and are being released on a monthly basis.

 

Here’s the original trailer, which won the Hobo with a Shotgun competition:

 

And here’s the trailer for the webseries:

 

 And now for the Interview….

So, what’s Daddy Cross about?

Daddy Cross is a love-letter to the sadly unappreciated exploitation and genre cinema of the 60’s and 70’s from the UK. The story concerns a murderous priest who wreaks havoc on the residents of Soho whilst unsuccessfully trying to fight of his own carnal urges.

Why did you choose a priest as a main character?

Practicality more than anything else. The original trailer for ‘Daddy Cross’ was created as a competition entry for ‘Hobo with a Shotgun’. We were short on time but high on male participants! So we did the obvious thing and went for creating an iconic killer using what we had in our hands.

Has the religious theme angered anybody? Any complaints from certain groups?

Nothing at all, some odd looks when we’re shooting outside churches but that’s been the worst!

What inspired you to use a 70’s exploitation style with Daddy Cross? Did any particular films provide inspiration?

The inspiration came in the form of the Exploitation Trailer Competition that Jason Eisener & Rob Coterill (Hobo with a Shotgun) ran last year, our goal was to create something that was very uniquely British in style rather than the bigger bolder US exploitation movies that are usually represented.  As for direct inspiration films like House of Whipcord, Screamtime and Alice Sweet Alice definitely provided us with fuel for the idea. It’s sad that this period of cinema does not get any respect from film historians – it’s only now that we’re beginning to notice however garish and extreme the subject matter was, the people working within the genre had enormous talent and an ability to create films that stand the test of time even though they were created often with a budget  of a single penny.

What did you use to get the effect of a 70’s exploitation film? 

Shooting digital and spending a painstakingly long amount time on the grade would be the short answer. Russell who is not only our lead actor, producer, writer, director but also does the grade spends a lot of time adding small details than only those obsessed with film will notice. He is a perfectionist and that shows in the final product. We also want to keep ‘Daddy Cross’ evolving – the entire series is a story, it has a narrative arc both within and around the episodes so as the backstory develops to how this company in Wardour Street, Soho slowly lost all its’ money and madness started to seep in because the public were not getting interested in their upcoming film, the entire style of the series changes with the drastic decisions they take.

 

Ne’er Do Well Films: From left to right; Evrim Ersoy, James Pearcey and Russell Would.

 

What was the most challenging part of making Daddy Cross?

Making sure we don’t see modern objects in the backgrounds of shots, although in some cases this is nearly impossible so we can’t get it right every time.  Also finding the audience, it’s a real challenge to get things out there in a form that’s easy to digest and particularly something as specific as Daddy Cross.  It’s getting there but this has definitely been a tough part of the process.

Also, at the beginning of the production we decided this would be as low-budget and guerrilla as possible and shooting within Soho throws out some very difficult problems – we can’t close roads or block off pavements so it’s a case of seeing the shot and stealing the shot. This can sometimes be impossible – most of the time we had to go back and shoot pick-ups because something that we shot was completely ruined.

Any funny moments during the production?

I think the entire production is fairly amusing when you think three grown men, one of them constantly in a home-made priest outfit, trying to appear unsuspicious whilst shooting murders on the streets of Soho.

In the past you have screened your short films in cinemas. Any plans to screen Daddy Cross in a cinema?

‘Daddy Cross’ episodes have had a few screenings at festival around the world. What we would ultimately like to do once the series is over is to screen it as an hour long special to all the people who supported us, playing the entire thing straight with all the back-story and everything and perhaps take that on the road: a master class with a road show mixed in. Of course, this all depends on the interest we will generate but so far the reaction has been overwhelmingly positive.

Is horror a genre you want to stick with or are there others you would like to break into?

Horror is a genre that’s very close to heart and I think we will always keep coming back to it. However our main approach is that it’s the story that counts so we’re willing to go wherever the scripts may take us.

If you would like to watch the first 3 webisodes, then please find them below. If you like the soundtrack then you can find the EP here: http://neerdowellfilms.bandcamp.com/album/daddy-cross-sampler-ep

Enjoy!

 

Finally, when you’ve been to the cinema, you may have seen a short film, requesting that you turn your phone off, before the main feature starts; but you’ve probably never seen one as brutally direct as this one the guys made for FrightFest this year: