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GEEK OF THE WEEK # 2 – Ash Warwick

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It is Geek Pride’s great pleasure to announce to you that, Ash Warwick, is this weeks
GEEK OF THE WEEK!

 

Ash is 15, from the UK and is the creator of a Web Comic called “A Joy Filled Life’

He likes gaming on his Xbox, PC, PS1 + 2, gameboy and loves Retro as well as comics

 

 

You can see more of Ash’s Comics HERE
 We had a chat with Ash to find out a bit more about his Geekdom…
 
  • 1. Our Second Geek of the week; anyone you’d like to thank for getting you to this pinnacle of geekdom?[quote]Errm…I’de have to say every games developer and comic writer/ artist! ;D [/quote]
  • 2. So how long have you been doing webcomics for and is there a theme to them or just pretty much what ever takes your fancy?[quote] I’ve been drawing since I was little but have only been doing webcomics since July (so I’m fairly new) At the moment there is no theme no, It’s pretty much what ever takes my fancy, normal I’de think up a comic whilst talking to friends[/quote]
  • 3. do you take inspiration from any other webcomics?[quote]Definitely, I take inspiration from quite a lot actually, cyanide and happiness, theoatmeal and xkcd to name a few :p [/quote]
  • 4. You say you love everything Retro, so what are the most Geeky Retro things you own?[quote]The most geeky retro things I own would be my original gameboys, I pretty much have the evolution of gameboy and alot of consoles from my childhood as well as the original games![/quote]
  • 5. DC or Marvel?[quote] marvel, always! You just can’t beat deadpool! [/quote]
  • 6.. Who’d win in a fight between Super Marion and Sonic and why?[quote]Sonic, probably because Mario can only really jump on his opponents to cause damage where as Sonic can do a lot more, also Sonic’s speed would definitely give him an advantage![/quote]
  • 7. Anything else you’d like to tell us?[quote]Erm…Not really, other than your page and site is awesome and that my webcomics site should be up pretty soon so hopefully you guys could check it out soon XD [/quote]

O Fortuna Misheard Lyrics

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Thanks to Ian Sanderson for sending us this video… I’ll never be able to take that song seriously again now!

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THE DARK KNIGHT RISES – 10 GPPS

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Straight to the point: It’s Epic! Best film I have seen this year, including The Avengers.

 I won’t be hitting you with my patented long, drivelling reviews for the new Batman film, simply because I can only say “it’s awesome” and “how epic was that?!” so many times before you get bored and switch off. Also I don’t want to go into too much depth, in case some of you still haven’t seen it yet (if you haven’t, why not?! ) and I spoil all the really good bits!

 What We Like.

 It’s just Epic, in the true sense of the word– 11000 extras being used for the battle at the end alone, stunning cinematography (that’s a given) and suspense up to your Batmask! I honestly was on the edge of my seat for most of of the film and at the end had to bite my fist.. got rather emotional.

Bane – Bane is just an ultimate badass and in my opinion nearly on a par with the Joker in terms of  best Batman bad guys (blasphemy!). Tom Hardy’s intense acting suited this tortured souls character well, even if the accent took a bit of getting used to.

Catwoman –  Anne Hathaway plays the Anti- Hero Catwoman perfectly. You get a sense of moral turmoil, despite her cold exterior, as if she believes what she does is right but cant quite  shake the struggling ‘Goodie’ within; something that gets stronger as her encounters with Batman increase and the movie goes on.

Blake – Joseph Gordon- Levitt (do you remember him in 3rd rock from the sun?) is a Dark horse of an actor and doesn’t seem to have been type cast… yet. It is apparent that in recent years he has found himself a nice niche as an agent / action hero type, something I wouldn’t have pinned him to, but was pleasantly surprised after inception and, of course, TDKR. His character, Blake, plays a key role in persuading Batman to come back and shows, in himself, what Batman had lost in the time elapsed after Harvey Dents death…. There is other stuff I want to talk about Blake but I can’t….too many spoilers…. ooouwwwwww!

Batman, Alfred, Gordon and Fox – I am throwing these guys in here together because they are a constant in all the films and each play a pivotal roll in making the story what it is. Bale is by far the best Batman and I’m actually gutted there won’t be anymore with him in it, Caine is just amazingly good and adds an emotional level to the whole affair; Oldman personifies the commissioner for me now and Freeman is the calm before the storm, the ying to Batmans yang (or is it the other way round?); where as Alfred is the father figure, Fox is the voice of reason; plus people have always liked the sound of his voice (or so family guy tells me)

The Twists – towards the end, TDKR hits you with a few twists, one I think most people will see coming but another just comes straight out of left field. I wont ruin it for you but , OH EM GEE!

A comment on social class and social integrity at times of strife – something I have quite liked throughout the 3 films is the moral choice being laid on society. In TDKR’s case, Bane (Mini spoiler alert) takes control of Gotham and society starts to degenerate into class war; with the rich being ousted in a neo-communist esq revolution…. A commentary on ‘Mob Mentality,’ (Check out Derren Brown’, “the Gameshow”) as in, if enough people form a group then individual morals diminish as said group gets bigger  and are more likely to accept bad things happening by their own hand because, “the mob” can be blamed as an entity and so absolving an individual person of any wrong doing.

 

 

Niggles

Dang, I missed – There is a scene at the end of the film that most will have seen in previews, where the GCPD square up to Bane’s mercenaries; in a medieval style battle to the death. All very epic, except that when the GCPD start charging, the heavily armed mercenaries open fire! Oh no, this isn’t going to end well you might think, the mercs have state of the art, fully automatic machine guns and the GCPD are all grouped together in a tight formation; there can only be one end to this heroic charge… a few cops killed, some minor flesh wounds and a lot of shooting at the ground in front of them? Huh? These mercs were obviously trained at the Storm Troooper School for sharpshooting.

Arkham Asylum? – something that didn’t really dawn on me until after but there is no mention of Arkham or the Joker, you would have thought with Bane taking over the city, this would have been one of the first places he would have gone?

Conclusion

Now generally when I add #niggles’ to my reviews I wont mark them above 8 or 9, the more niggles the less I generally give,  BUT in this case I’m going to have to give it a 10. In the end, niggles aside, I truly did enjoy it.. A LOT! (Despite my geek mind picking at it) Some reviews I have seen compare it to TDK and say it wasn’t as good, so mark it down. Personally I take each film on its own merits and after watching TDKR I have no qualms about awarding full marks, just for the sense of awe and euphoria it gave me during the film and when I left…suffice to say I will be going to see this again… and again!

Ok, Ok so maybe a bit longer than I thought it was going to be but it would have been A LOT longer had I not curbed all the spoilers I wanted to talk about!

Matt Geary 26/07/2012

ZOMBIES, RUN! A running game & audio adventure

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Thanks to Beci Brown for sending us this link… a extrememly unique way to get you geeks off your computers and doing some exercise (as he demolishes his 2nd doughnut)

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You tie your shoes, put on your headphones, take your first few steps outside. You’ve barely covered a hundred yards when you hear them. They must be close.

You can hear every gutteral breath, every rattling groan – they’re everywhere. Zombies. There’s only one thing you can do: Run!

Zombies, Run! is an ultra-immersive game for the iPhone and iPod Touch where you help rebuild civilisation after a zombie apocalypse. By going out and running in the real world, you can collect medicine, ammo, batteries, and spare parts that you can use to build up and expand your base – all while getting orders, clues, and story through your headphones.[/quote]

 

Dust and Sand – Chapter 5 – By Sean P. Wallace

Chapter 5 

            Dust packed, collected his equipment for the mission and stepped out into the fresh morning air. In spite of what was to come, he enjoyed the prospect of being free again; escaping and being let out were two very different things and he found the air sweeter, the sun brighter, when he was being allowed to leave.

            He looked around at the familiar sights of the Solution. Its facility was built like a castle; thick sandstone walls surrounded the central courtyard, where horses, prisoners and the enormous three-story main building were held. The stables were at the east-facing wall, where whinnying horses let their owners know how nervous the things stored deep in the facility still made them. The prisoners did something similar to the west, though they had hard labour to distract them from the weirdness below. The main facility stood on a slight rise, a mansion looking down at everyone else. Speaking of the Triangle’s toys, there was a small section of the northern courtyard for them, walled off and secured by wards. The various things the Solution kept would be taken there whenever a new weapon needed testing.

            Because they didn’t just study Dust here, no. America’s bridges to the Indians had been thoroughly burned over the years and none of their spiritual leaders would share their secrets. Which Dust didn’t blame them for. The Solution only had Dust to rely on so it was widely accepted by that the best way, the only way, for them to fight the Triangle was to use their Old Gods’ strength against them. That was what the eggheads worked on all day, every day; toying with and probing at unholy things in the hope of weaponising them.

            And people thought Dust was the scary one…

            “Morning Dust,” someone said, nearly surprising Dust.

            He turned. It was Jacky, a young uniform with a Jack Russell’s grin and a two-cent haircut. He was carrying two armloads of bandages and a severe sunburn. A combat medic by trade, he had taken a shine to Dust. Whenever Dust wanted some jerky without having to go through Dick, it would be Jacky who’d bring him it.

            “Morning,” Dust replied.

            Jacky grinned, his smooth face showing his age. “They finally letting you loose?” 

            “Something like that.”

            Dust was not much of a talker, even with people he could abide. Most didn’t seem to mind that and women certainly seemed to like it. Perhaps that was what people wanted; a guy who’d listen and not make too much of a fuss.

            “You watch out for yourself out there,” Jacky said. He rubbed his forehead against his shoulder to clear sweat from his brow. It was a pretty warm day. “The Badlands have been pretty rough lately; a few patrols have come back scared shitless, beaten to within an inch of their lives. We patch ’em up and try to gee ’em but it’s hard to make a fella go back out there when they’ve experienced something… horrible, y’know?”

            “No, I don’t.”

            Jacky laughed. “No, I suppose you don’t.”

            Dust smiled.

            “Say, speaking of being fearless, the Naismith… kid… is at the stables. Looks all excited, like a cat with cream.”

            “I know.”

            “She waiting for you?”

            Dust sucked in some air through his teeth. “Yeah.”

            Jacky laughed again. “Well, maybe you don’t need to watch out for yourself; you’ve got someone who’ll be doing it for you!”

            “Very funny.”

            “I thought so. Good luck Dust.”

            Jacky shifted the bandages so he wouldn’t drop them, tipped Dust a nod and walked on. Dust watched him go and wondered idly how many men he’d treat that day; a few? Six? A dozen? Could the Badlands have taken such an awful turn since he’d last been out there? He could scarcely imagine that was possible but Jacky wasn’t the type to flap his gums on matters he didn’t understand.

Canadia.. it’s a dangerous place

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There are a number of places I would love to visit before I die (my globe trotting Bucket list if you will): The States, Belgium, Germany, New Zealand, Mexico  and finally Canada, which sits pride of place in my number one places to go…. or did until I watched some disturbing news today. (see below)  

Canada has one of the lowest crime rates in the world allegedly and despite polar bears, elk, caribou and the odd moose trying to rummage around in your garbage, I’ve been told it’s a safe place to live; Obviously who ever said that hasn’t been to this town…or maybe this happens all the time and they don’t want us knowing!

Beware, the following video may shock you to the core!

As an Irishman, I take abuse of potato products very seriously!

 

GEEK OF THE WEEK # 1 – Chris Hartop and Ottie Fort

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And the Geek Gods did create some whose powers of Geekdom out matched the rest and they did name them…..

 

THE GEEK OF THE WEEK

This week’s ‘Geek of the Week’ hail from Cornwall (UK)  and have come to our attention through an awesome video they sent us showing how they made a Harley Quinn inspired surf board!

Geek guys and gals, It is my distinct pleasure to present to you Chris Hartop and Ottie Fort!

 

 

 Geek Pride talked to our first Geeks of the week about their project and why they are proud to be geeks:

 

1. Ottie, Chris, you are Geek Prides first Geeks of the week anything you want to say at this moment of momentous glory?

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Chris –  My whole life has been building to this moment. I’d like to thank my agent, my family..*weeps.

Ottie – Is this Geekfection? Is that possible?

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2. So why Harley Quinn and why on a surf board? Big Batman fans or did you just think she looked cool?

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Chris – I’ll leave Ottie to answer that one. I’m assured it’s a healthy obsession and learned to ignore the whispering.

Ottie – Harley Quinn has a big gun, she wears lycra and a wicked smile, and is the only girl bad enough for the happily homicidal Joker. What’s not to like? It’s been my favourite comic illustration for over a decade, and was the first logo for the poker league I started in 1999 (don’t use this, as dont want to come across as a promo and spoil the geek purity!, but for your viewing that was www.pokerjokers.co.uk). And I like to think I am a Batman fan… I own a collection of 200 graphic novels about the great man. It’s a bit like painting the Sydney Harbour bridge, you start at one end, and by the time you get to the end you have to start all over again! (I think I have read through them in sequence four times now).

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3. One can only assume that with all the equipment you have in those pictures, that this is not the first you have both made? How long does it take usually and where do you “catch the waves” when it’s done?”[quote]

Chris – I’ve helped a whole bunch of obsessive-compulsive types make their first board. If you’re not a real Jedi until you’ve made your own lightsaber then it’s got to be the same with surfers right? As for where to ride the creations? If I told you I’d have to kill you.

Ottie – It’s the first board I have ever made, definitely not Chris’! He is the brains, I was the brawn. North Cornwall beaches do just nicely!

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4. What other Geekary are you into?”

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Chris – Sci-Fi, graphic novels, games, fantasy. You know, every long-haired surfer cliche you can think of

Ottie – Fantasy Football (very geeky for grown men) – http://http://home2.btconnect.com/totalteamwork/legend/ … poker is pretty geeky, though they like to pretend it isn’t (played about 500 games) and I still love Super Mario Galaxy (is it wrong to complete it, and still keep playing? my kids dont think so)

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5. top 3 Geeky things you own, or have bought?”

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Chris – Complete Buffy and Angel series’ on the day of release…on VHS (the grain makes it look better, honest)! Neil Gaiman’s complete Sandman including signed copies and a rare signed misprint edition of “the wake”. Erm, does queuing up for the midnight release of both Xbox consoles count?

Ottie – Hmm. Well obviously there’s the Batman graphic novel collection. But apart from that… I do have a 1984 t-shirt and certificate for being an Activision High Scorer – they only gave out 50 awards to the best gamers in the UK (I was 14 at the time, and very pale as I didnt go out much!). I still have the Spiderman suit my mum made me (aged 36 – see link in question 4). And I did have the rare star wars figure, which is the grey bounty hunter IG-88 robot made just for the UK, but I just went to check him in the box and his bloody arms fallen off! … bastards. I also have the first issue of Bantha Tracks, the Star Wars fan club news letter… I know loads of people have it, but it still gives me a warm geeky perspiration 😉

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6. What does being a geek mean to you?

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Chris – I’d have to quote Simon Pegg…“Being a geek is all about being honest about what you enjoy and not being afraid to demonstrate that affection. It means never having to play it cool about how much you like something. It’s basically a license to proudly emote on a somewhat childish level rather than behave like a supposed adult. Being a geek is extremely liberating.”

Ottie – A friend of mine wrote an article recently in a magazine and quoted the words from an Apple Ad:

“Here’s to the crazy ones. The misfits. The Rebels. The Troublemakers.The Round Pegs in Square Holes. The Ones Who See Things Differently. They are not fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them. About the only thing you cant do is ignore them. Because they change things. They push the human race forward. While some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world are the ones who do.”

Geek speak…

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7. Anything else you want to say?

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Chris – All surfers are Geeks. Don’t let the Old Spice advert fool you. x

Ottie – I know it’s wrong, but this recognition of Harley worship means more than getting my degree… which sadly wasnt a Bat Degree.

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Dust and Sand – Chapter 4 – By Sean P. Wallace

Shadows Fade followed the strange trail through the Badlands. Something foul had stirred.

Unlike most, she loved the Badlands. She took in a deep breath and tasted home in the air. No matter what the pale folk said, no matter how many pieces of paper they waved around, this was her people’s land. The long and seemingly unending sands, the dipping mountains, the shrubs and cacti and grasses, the creatures and the insects; they all belonged to the Apache, the Comanche and every other bands of ‘Indians’. And they belonged to her too. She owned the sunrise and the sunset, the rain and the wind. She owned it all. And so she had to protect it.

What the pale folk laughably called the ‘Dixie Problem’ was really the ‘Indian Problem’. Like every other facet of this great land it was her people’s to deal with, theirs to solve. Her people had been facing the Three for centuries and would continue to do so until one side destroyed the other. And it would be her people who won, who survived. As Shadows Fade crept through the Badlands, her spirit wolf Godly Claw at her side, she felt this to be true. She knew this to be true. The ‘Indians’ should be the ones taking the fight to the Three, not the pale folk.

It was midday. Sunlight beat her from above, drawing sweat like blood from cooking meat. She paused and took a draught from her pouch; ahead there was a dark spirit, something shambling and shivering and wrong. She did not want to face it with a dry throat.

After all, she was alone on her hunt. She always was. Her band did not agree with her on owning the fight against the Three. Nor did any other band. They would join together to fight the Three if and when they were threatened but it took an enormous host of dark spirits to spark such a reaction. For now, the bands were content to cede the Badlands, live in ignorant peace and let the pale folk fight instead.

But Shadows Fade could not stand idle. Not whilst the dark spirits of the Three were free to taint her land. That was why she hunted; that was why she and Godly Claw were following the strange trail and hoping for a kill.

They had been tracking this thing for more than three miles. Godly Claw had picked up its scent shortly after they’d bid her Father farewell and left her band in the north. Father did not approve of her hunts but he at least understood. The other elders, though…

No, she would not let herself get distracted by thoughts of those men, they who claimed power but were more withered than these blighted lands. She slipped the water pouch back over her shoulder and gently patted Godly Claw’s haunch. The pale blue wolf smiled her beastly smile and enjoyed the moment’s attention. After all, Shadows Fade was the only one who could give her such affection.

Ten minutes of sneaking, of sniffing from Godly Claw and of carefully weighing up the tracks later she finally caught sight of what she was following. It was dragging itself through an arroyo, following the path of a winter stream. She almost wished she hadn’t; no matter how many dark spirits she saw they always affected her. Though she was a warrior, her disgust would always be there like the aches of a once broken leg.

She could not determine what the spirit was; somehow it had inhabited a number of pale people’s corpses and she could see nothing of it beneath that great pile of rotting white flesh. Dead bodies were often a favourite haunt for dark spirits but this one had found a veritable village. She counted more than a dozen faces leering out blindly from the surface of its hide.

Whatever it was, the dark spirit had crafted a body from the corpses that was formless yet identifiably monstrous; a horrible mass with no rhyme to its structure that somehow hinted at a deeper pattern, perhaps one that no human could comprehend. Limbs and genitals and organs hung loosely or writhed helplessly along every part of it. Shadows Fade couldn’t tell whether these twitches were spasms or purposeful movements.

As tall as a man and three times as wide, it dragged itself along the floor. It left a dozen needling footprints in the ground behind it, a deep impression in the arroyo’s carpet. And it was quiet as a grave. But it was the thing’s smell that had truly given it away; a scent of rot and disease and unnatural biological processes that Godly Claw could not help but pick up.

Godly Claw growled softly beside her. The wolf wanted to attack, to kill. Of course she did; that was what all beasts wanted in the presence of dark spirits.

“Hush, my friend,” Shadows Fade whispered. “We must ready ourselves first.”

The wolf nodded with reluctance. Shadows Fade scratched her behind the ear.

Before charging in, Shadows Fade checked on her hunting equipment: the charms around her wrists and ankles – blessed by the spiritual leaders of the Caddo tribe years ago and reinforced nightly by her own hand – were fastened securely; the spells scarred into her torso with iron blades were in tact; Godly Claw nodded to let her know the spells on her back were also whole; and her blessed bow was strung up taut, her runed knife sharp enough to cut bone.

She took a deep breath, centred herself, and was ready for battle.

Godly Claw whined impatiently. Shadows Fade nodded. It was time for the kill.

The wolf darted away, circling round to flank the creature. Shadows Fade went in the opposite direction, following the banks of the arroyo and staying small and out of sight. She was aware of her surroundings in case something bigger had also been tracking their prey. But they had hunted here many times and knew the area so well that she needn’t have feared; there were no terrible nests left here, no predator she hadn’t already taken down.

Besides, the worst of the dark spirits tended to hide until night. They feared the sun. Which raised the question of why this one was moving so brazenly. Shadows Fade could only come up with one answer, one which had made her hunt all the more important; it must have been summoned by something stronger.

Shadows Fade watched her prey as well as her surroundings, checking it hadn’t spotted her. Another question came to mind; how had so many corpses come to be in the Badlands? Why had they been available to be woven together by a dark spirit? Even the pale folk weren’t stupid enough to build a graveyard near the Badlands. She couldn’t puzzle out how they’d come to be there. Some of its exposed limbs had tattered blue clothes hanging from their skin, which probably meant something to the other pale folk. To her, it was a mystery she would never solve.

When she got to what passed for the creature’s flank, Shadows Fade hunkered down in some brushes and waited for Godly Claw to start the fight. The two of them often practiced battle plans between their hunts, trying variances and feints for different manners of dark spirits. But for something as large and ponderous as this there was only one approach; wear it down and don’t get injured.

Patient, she watched the creature writhe away. Parts of it bubbled like boiling water. Others inflated and then withered, moving with biological rhythm. It did not struggle with its prodigious weight and did not seem to be scanning for other threats as it went; whatever was in those corpses must have felt itself too powerful to care about predators. It might take many strikes from her knife and bow to kill it. Or, of course, many bites from Godly Claw.

At that moment her spirit wolf charged out from some brushes. She howled, trying to steal the monstrosity’s attention. Moving as swiftly as a bat, Godly Claw closed the ground on the creature quickly.

The dark spirit didn’t seem to pay her any attention. Or, if it did, it was impossible to tell a difference.

Godly Claw then leaped onto the thing’s back and wrapped its jaw around an exposed arm. Then she leaped away. Her jaw muscles were stronger than the creature’s skin and so the arm came away with an easy, ugly ripping sound.

Losing an arm didn’t seem to rile the creature. It kept moving, methodically but chaotically, south. Shadows Fade allowed herself a moment to wonder why before drawing her bow and pulling it taut. No answer immediately came to mind.

The bowstring yanked back at her fingers, almost as strong as she. Its rest was empty; Shadows Fade had no need of arrows because the bow was blessed so as to fire her willpower, the purest weapon and the best to kill the dark spirits of the Three. An arrow the same pale blue as Godly Claw appeared between her fingers the moment she released the string and was caught in the vicious snap of sinew.

Her willpower shot away, ripped through the air and into creature. The black matter it called blood sprayed across the sand.

That got its attention. It turned to face her and Shadows Fade saw its head for the first time. She should have noticed that the pale faces had empty sockets; dozens of eyes were now fixed on her, tightly packed together on the creature’s only flat surface. They focused on her, all of them, and the seeing sent fresh fear through her.

It was a fear she embraced and channeled into her next attack. Drawing her bow once more, she smiled; now she had some targets.

She let fly and her resolve shredded another stolen eye. The creature did not flinch. Instead it writhed toward her, fast as a snake; it had only been walking before, conserving energy, but now that it wanted to the damned thing could shift as fast as Shadows Fade.

Godly Claw was faster still. And she had seen Shadows Fade target those stolen eyes. Racing before the creature, the wolf dived across that mockery of a face and raked the claws she had been named for over bloodshot spheres. Three eyes burst under the attack. A thick black mucus rained down its hide.

Shadows Fade punctuated the attack with an arrow, robbing it of a fifth eye. But still the creature ran toward her. It was not fazed. Nor was it incensed. It made no sounds and acted no different to before. Relentless, that’s all it was. Godly Claw had to dive away quickly to avoid being trampled under that determined charge and that lost her valuable seconds.

Shadows Fade fired two more arrows, destroying two more dead eyes. Then she slung the bow back over her back; it would be useless up close. Drawing her knife, she studied the advancing creature and planned her counterattack. There would be little room for error; one misstep and it might devour her. Or worse, taint her. But then there was never any room for mistakes when you fought the Three.

With a deep breath, she sprinted toward the creature. She would climb onto the thing’s back and tear it apart from above. Godly Claw got in one good attack before Shadows Fade and the creature met, rending four more of its eyes.

The dark spirit seemed to sense Shadows Fade’s intention to jump onto its back because its form shifted just as she launched herself forward; it sucked all those rotting hands into its mass and made them surround its lost and remaining eyes like a mane. It meant to grab her, perhaps feed her to the mouths that began to slowly float to its surface. Shadows Fade was surprised by this but continued charging. She would not falter, would cut it deeply with the fury of her people.

Two intentions, one evil, one righteous, would clash. Whichever of them had the strongest will would triumph. As it had always been between her people and the Three.

Shadows Fade flew forward, threw out her hands to vault its hand-covered face. They reached for her, those stolen limbs, but the wards and spells across Shadows Fade repelled them with a flash of blue light. Those protections would not withstand such an assault forever but they would last long enough to give her an edge; she grabbed at the arms and used them to flip onto the creature’s back. Once there, she pumped her knife into its flesh over and over. The dark spirit once again made no noise even as its skin blackened wherever the blade touched it.

Not keen to remain in such a precarious position, Shadows Fade stabbed at it twice more before fleeing. To do the most damage, she dug the knife into its hide and dragged it behind her as she ran along its form. The knife, as much an extension of her will as the wards, burnt and seared the flesh as it went.

She slid down its back, narrowly avoiding hands that had repositioned themselves to grab at her, and jumped away. A long line of ruin followed in her wake. Shadows Fade rolled twice and sprang back to her feet, unharmed.

Godly Claw took up the attack from there; she leaped onto the area Shadows Fade had attacked and dug with tooth and claw. The dark spirit was silent still but it writhed, tried to dislodge the wolf. Godly Claw’s will was as strong as Shadows Fade’s, perhaps even stronger, and so the wolf would not be moved.

Dead hands then tried to grab the wolf’s flank but Godly Claw’s magic crackled and repelled each one. The spirit wolf paid no mind to the attacks. Instead it buried further into the creature, like a common dog searching for a hidden treat.

Shadows Fade ran a few feet away, drew her bow and re-joined the fray by sniping the arms that tried to grab Godly Claw. Each shot tore off a wasted white limb. The creature’s mass was getting smaller and smaller as they chipped lumps of it away. Arrows flew. Flesh was torn. Godly Claw twice leaped from the creature to reposition herself, tear into a new part she thought was more vital.

Shadows Fade and Godly Claw fell into the rhythm of violence, with even the creature playing its part. It was like they were in a song. Shadows Fade supposed they were; it was a song as old as her people, as old as the first man and the first arrival of the Three.

And the dark spirit could do nothing to halt the song; apparently still young, still fresh and weak, it had no ugly cunning and no real strength. It was outmatched by wills far stronger than it’s own. It fought but to no end. Soon the creature had no more to give. Its form stopped flailing, its remaining eyes closed and it sagged to the dusty floor. Its vicious scent filled the air, making Shadows Fade’s eyes water.

It seemed dead. But Shadows Fade could not trust it was. Many dark spirits pretend to be dead to get a jump on their attackers. Others simply had multiple lives. There was only one way to ensure this thing would not reach whoever had summoned it. She reached into her small travel bag and took her most powerful charm from within; a tiny crow’s skull.

It was an artifact she’d found in the tomb of an ancient Apache, just outside the Badlands. Of course, she had not gone into her ancestor’s resting place for plunder; it had been desecrated by a chittering host of dark spirits and she had gone there to cleanse it. Shadows Fade could still remember exactly how those miscreations had defiled every aspect of the tomb, how they’d covered it in their filth and their excuse for a language. Every part of the tomb was tainted. Apart from the skull, which terrified them.

After she’d dealt with the dark spirits she had taken the skull, knowing it must be powerful. She had made tacit inquiries with her band and others about the warrior it had belonged to but none knew him or her. And it was only by accident that she’d learned its true purpose; it had fallen from her bag following a fight and done what it was about to do now.

Kissing the skull, she threw it into the creature’s fallen form. Instantly, the corpses began to dissolve, stolen flesh melting like wax. The dark spirit within sprang back to life and tried to escape the agony that was destroying it but it was too late; the crow’s skull quickly melted its way down into a spirit’s core. It would already be destroying whatever kept the dark spirit alive.

Finishing a kill was the artifact’s true purpose. It was useless against something with vitality and strength but deadly against something that had been worn down.

When it was done, when the creature was dead, Shadows Fade took her knife and dug through the mound of liquefied flesh to retrieve the crow’s skull. It was stinking, unpleasant work that threatened to make her retch every few seconds. The unholy smell of the thing was so strong she could taste it. But there was always a price for everything and this was how much certainty and safety cost.

Not that she minded; the bill was hers because the Badlands were hers. She would gladly pay it every time. It was what protecting her band cost. It was what protecting her land cost.

Shadows Fade removed the crow’s skull and started to wipe the dark ichor from its bleached surface. Then Godly Claw padded up beside her. She whined and pointed south-east; there was another plaything of the Three nearby.

Shadows Fade smiled. She took a deep breath as she placed the now-clean artifact back into her pack. The air was clearing, returning the sweet smell of home to her. Another hunt was on. It was going to be a good day.

Wookie the Chew – Artwork by James Hance

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I grew up with Winnie the Pooh and Star Wars, hand in hand and so both hold very strong, nostalgic memories for me; as I am sure they do for a lot of you. You can therefore imagine my delight, and childish glee, when I stumbled across an artist by the name of James Hance, who has seamlessly mashed up pictures using both; turning Pooh Bear into a mini, cute wookie and having his best friend as a young, boyish smuggler named Chrisolo Robin.

 

[quote]“Wookiee The Chew belonged to Chrisolo Robin and Chrisolo Robin belonged to him…

In a world where AT-AT’s lose their tails and bobaberries are ripe for the picking, join the adventures of the biped of very little brain”[/quote]

 

Check out his work at the site below and be prepared to say awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

http://www.jameshance.com/

 

 Matt Geary 15/07/2012

MCM EXPO MANCHESTER COMIC CON – MANCHESTER CENTRAL – 21 JULY

Who needs SDCC when you have Manchester Comic Con, UK!

I’ll be heading down, with my camera, to take some pictures on Saturday… If you havent got your tickets already then why the frick not, it’s going to be awesome!

Below is the press release and what you can expect from the show! 

Matt

MCM EXPO MANCHESTER COMIC CON – MANCHESTER CENTRAL – 21 JULY 

Britain’s Best Comic Con Returns to Manchester!

 The North West’s festival of pop culture is back on 21 July, with Manchester Central once again playing host to the MCM Expo Manchester Comic Con!

 

 Bringing all the magic of London’s famous MCM Expo to Manchester, the show will feature special guests from the worlds of TV, anime and sport; top games publishers; art and costume competitions and the awesome artists of our Comic Village …not to mention a host of retailers selling everything from sweets to sci-fi collectables.

Here’s a taste of what’ll be happening:

      • TV, Movie & Sports Talent– Special guests already confirmed include Star Wars, Harry Potter and Life’s Too Short star Warwick Davis; Tom Hopper and Rupert Young from hit fantasy show Merlin; and cast and crew from award-winning BBC series Young Dracula. Meanwhile, footie fans will get to meet famed former England goalie Peter Shilton and local legends in the shape of Manchester City greats Mike Summerbee, Tony Book and Colin Bell!

 

    • Great Games – Manchester Comic Con will feature top games publishers, with THQ previewing action adventure Darksiders II; Namco Bandai bringing Tales of Graces F and Nintendo letting visitors get hands-on with the 3DS XL plus a host of new titles. In addition, our Dance Dance Revolution zone gives you the chance to show off your dancing skills with Konami’s rhythm game!

 

    • Comic Artists– MCM Expo’s famous Comic Village comes to Manchester to showcase the work of leading comic creators, including Lee Bradley, Antony Johnston and John McCrea. Visitors will also get the chance to show their own artistic ability, with competitions running throughout the day.

 

    • Anime, Manga & Cosplay– Top anime voice artist Vic Mignogna will meeting fans, anime distributor Manga UK will be hosting an on-stage panel and there’ll be colourful costumes a-plenty at our Cosplay Masquerade.

 

And last but not least, KIDS GO FREE! To make MCM Expo Manchester Comic Con an even better day out for the whole family, we’re offering free entry for children aged 10 and under if accompanied by a full paying adult, up to a maximum of two children per paying adult.

To buy tickets to the MCM Expo Manchester Comic Con at Manchester Central on 21 July, please visit: www.mcmexpostore.com/store

You can find more about the show at www.manchestermcmexpo.com; on Twitter at www.twitter.com/mcmexpo and on Facebook at www.facebook.com/mcmexpo