With less than a month to go before release, our old pal Hugh Jackman has presented us with a the final trailer for Days Of Future Past. I’d speculate on what the film will have in store for us but FUCKING KASHMIR, TUNE.
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A friend of mine is one lucky sonova… well… he’s a lucky guy. For one, he works for The Creative Assembly (the guys behind the epic Total War series)… a job which I’m immensely jealous of. Secondly, he got to munch on something truly epic today that got sent to the CA offices; An Alien: Isolation Easter egg, sitting atop a chocolate-covered cake. Coolest. Easter egg. Ever.
There is so much want, I really can’t express it properly!
A promotional creation by the chocolate-manipulating geniuses at Choccywoccydoodah, the egg is solid chocolate based on the facehugger eggs in Ridley Scott’s Alien. The cake puts the overall height at 25″, looking about 1/3 scale compared to it’s movie counterparts.
It’s one thing having a cool job, but it’s another getting cool stuff like this! I’m only a little bit jealous! After expressing my envy my friend retorted with “You could say it was egg…cellent?”. Touché, my compadre. Touché.
The news of Facebook buying Oculus VR has led to a massive storm of controversy. Isometrics looks at the history of VR and asks what it is that is so powerful about the concept…
Welcome to Isometrics, the Visually Radient cybercolumn about the literary world of computer and video games, and this week we dust off the power gloves and cybergoggles as we take a look at Virtual Reality as it was, as it is and how Facebook thinks it can be in the future, all the while poking at those little literary implications we love so much, and seeing if this collective pipe dream can ever really be our nightmarish dystopian future while the world caves in on itself. And on that delightful note of optimism, let’s begin our exploration of virtual reality by talking about the theatre.
I’ve mentioned in a previous article [link here] when discussing the nature of literary gaming that works of experimental literature actually had a place in the lineage of video games before there was enough computer technology to render a noughts and crosses game, and the same is true of virtual reality and the theatrical space. The term itself can be traced back to the 1930s as the way in which playwright, poet, actor and director Antonin Artaud describes theatre as the link between the real world and the purely illusionary phantasmal world of the alchemic. The principles behind it and the applications in both the artistic and utilitarian world can be traced back as far as the mid 19th century, with 360 panoramic murals giving the impression to onlookers of a virtual reality. Running parallel to this as well was the early advent of simulators, particularly the early hydraulic-based flight simulators, which despite lacking screens or really any visual feedback, with the cockpit covered gave a fairly accurate (for the 1920s) simulation of flying via instruments, if for example you were flying at night in unfamiliar territory.
The Link Trainer: Spin Attack not included
As ambitious and interesting as some of these early solutions were hampered very heavily by technology. Without some kind of digital output, these ambitious devices were always going to struggle. The Sensorama, Morton Heilig’s prototypical VR cinema device is a case in point. The theory behind it was very ambitious, that not only could it provide stereoscopic 3D (at a time when a lot of filmmakers were struggling to work with anaglyph 3D) but could also simulate smell and even the wind blowing through your hair. The problems were all fairly readily apparent though, not only was astonishingly expensive for the time (A steal at $1.5 Million, worth nearly $12 million today), but also was a very limited concept. It could do one film just fine, but in order to do another film almost all the components had to be replaced, making it far from cost effective, which probably was the thing that put the nail in the coffin of pretty much all VR up until the advent of computer graphics technology, around the mid 1970s.
So it’s this, or a small island nation… Tricky one
Once computers were involved however, VR stopped being something that could only exist to ruin people’s lives in sci-fi short stories and became something that ruined people’s eyes in real life. There were so many attempt and interpretations of VR that it’s hard to get them all down here, but you had holograph domes (which were nowhere near as impressive as they sound), rooms with multiple screens like in Flight Simulators and of course the good old head mounted display, which brought such amazing masterpieces of technology as Nintendo’s Virtual Boy.
Ladies and Gentlemen, THE FUTURE!
In all seriousness, there were a ton of attempts to bring some form of VR or 3D technology to games, but without enough technology to pull it off they almost never worked, and almost always hurt to try and use, with the risk of permanent eye damage putting off more than a few prospective buyers. Despite this (or perhaps because of), VR was a cultural phenomenon, and pretty much everyone in the late 80s and most of the 90s tried to capitalise on the concept, some of which I will have to expunge on in later articles, as it made cyberpunk and video games as they were in the 1990s, the forefront of youth counterculture.
Asking whether the rapid improvements in 3D acceleration, head tracking, graphical fidelity and everything else that makes VR possible actually killed it as a cultural phenomenon is kind of a chicken and egg question. VR as a cultural thing kind of disappeared for about a decade after the release of the Matrix, a film that suggested the descent into a virtual reality might not be quite the amazing fantasy of light and colour as we thought, and interest slowly tapered off.
It’s safe to say that the Oculus Rift, the VR headset brought to you by the donations of giddily excited Kickstarter donators likely helped bring back the idea of VR one more time. By this point, it was 2013, and motion tracking, head tracking, graphical fidelity and sheer processing power had all been massively improved, and the Rift really has impressed a lot of people that have seen it either with the development kit or at trade shows for genuinely providing a level of immersion that other VR tech aimed at home users simply hasn’t had the processing grunt to, to the point that Sony, when debuting a competing VR headset currently known as Project Morpheus explored the effect Oculus has had on modern VR and effectively made the cyberpunk dream come to fruition.
Man, imagine the ads you could watch with this!
Then of course Facebook bought the rights and turned it into a nightmare.
Now, it has only been a small amount of time since the big announcement that Facebook purchased Oculus VR for $2 Billion, but the reaction has been so very hostile. Nobody outside of shareholders wanted to see this indie start-up with a fantastic bit of kit paid for by the Kickstarter faithful be poached by a social media giant of increasingly questionable ethics, particularly when Facebook themselves struggle to offer any concessions or assurances that their involvement will not affect the release of the Rift, and indeed has already affected its relationship with the gaming world.
The logic behind the announcement, at least as Facebook dressed it, actually confused me at first, given that the main stories behind the Rift is its success at making VR a legitimate option for playing games. But given some of the other tech demos that have gone around, including a massive VR cinema, there’s something to be said for claims it could be the future of social media.
The problem comes from the fact that it’s Facebook.
Facebook, they of the intrusive ads, the questionable usage of the reach and feed systems to generate ad revenue, they are simply not suitable caretakers for virtual reality, be it in gaming or in wider uses. The potential for things to go wrong are so great, that no developer will risk it, which lead of course to Notch’s pretty immediate reaction of cancelling a potential Oculus version of hit game Minecraft.
So no more can we have the real sensation of punching trees to get wood…
And Facebook, which is dealing with declining revenue and brought out a bunch of questionable tactics in order to address this, isn’t exactly in this for the potential of VR and to see what can be done with the technology, but to see how it can expand a Google-esque technological empire, and have the pleasure of having technology that can put adverts right into the user’s face.
Oculus for about a year was the company that simply could do no wrong. But what will happen now it has been bought by the company that seemingly can do no right?
So how awful will the Facebook feed look in virtual reality? Is there any actual positives to the Facebook takeover? If you have any comments leave them in the wonderful thread below, on the Geek Pride Google + Page or on Twitter, either through Geek Pride or Myself.
He’s blue, he’s spiny, he’s probably on A-Class drugs and in love with a pre-teen natural predator, he’s everyone’s only favourite blue hedgehog, it’s Sonic. The series has been a steadfast in videogame history since its inception in 1991, it has skyrocketed to become more than a household name.
One of the most overlooked aspects of the Sonic series is the soundtrack. Many artists have worked on the BGM over the years, from Michael Jackson to lesser known acts such as Crush 40 , helping to capture what the Blue Blur is all about. Here’s 5 earworms from the last 20 years of chequered loop-de-loops and ring snatching (phrasing).
Sonic Boom
Sonic CD was the first official appearance of Metal Sonic and his please-leave-me-alone girlfirend, Amy Rose, This outing saw an even faster Sonic and one of the most epic racing levels in videogame history. The game also had an epic intro music video, entitled Sonic Boom, the animation style and fluidity of which made fans everywhere crave an animated Sonic movie in that vain. The vocals are really what make this track, and you will have the chorus in your head for days.
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We all have an emergency rap and If you don’t you need to get one. There will be an occasion where you you are called upon to rap and you really don’t want to freestyle or do the Fresh Prince one. My go-to rap is this gem (pun intended) from Sonic Adventure about Knuckles telling the world that 1) he’s better than Sonic, 2) he’s sworn to protect the floating island and 3) he can rap AND sing.
It’s a belter of an R&B number with a sexy bassline and a great shuffling drum track that could easily be snuck into a nightclub DJ set amongst the likes of Nelly, R.Kelly and Pharell. ch-ch-ch-check it:
Live and Learn/Open Your Heart
Oh Crush 40, you beautiful renegades. I could have done the entire article on their work, as they have captured the essence of every Sonic character they pen a theme for. Particularly noteable are the classic metal stompers that are the opening themes for Sonic Adventure , ‘Open Your Heart’:
and Sonic Adventure 2’s ‘Live and Learn’:
If either of these songs don’t make you pitch a tent, there maybe something seriously wrong with you (or you’re a female incapable of erections, whatever). The songs are simply put, badass. The vocals are inspiring and the guitar licks are rousing, with choruses staying with you long after listening. Also, them solos. yummy.
Chemical Plant Zone
That bassline. That main hook. The BGM for this level of Sonic 2 made it less horrific when Sonic inevitably drowned after a miss-timed jump. It’s just so damn catchy. So catchy in fact that legendary acapella youtuber Smooth McGroove (who we interviewed a while back) gave it a crack
Sonic 2 Boss Theme
Shit son. It’s kicking off. You knew you were in for it when you reached the end of a level and found no sign post in Sonic 2 and this started playing:
This 8-bit symphony really encapsulated the essense of challenge that the bosses presented. It’s pretty incredible to think of the emotions evoked from some keyboard noises, but this really does a great job in all its polyphonic glory.
Special Bonus Round: They Call Me Sonic
They did a trance song about sonic, and people loved it for about three months. That’s all there is to it. have a giggle.
Think we missed anything out? what’s your favourite Sonic tune? link us below, or on our fb page or @GeekPride1
Since season four of Game of Thrones kicked off and we were welcomed back to the battle for that oh-so-comfy-looking seat, Mondays are fast becoming my favourite day of the week. So I’m back again with a recap and review of what went down in Westeros tonight, in an absolute beaut of an episode, ‘The Lion and the Rose’. You know the drill by now, if you haven’t seen it yet, turn back here.
In episode two, it’s time for another wedding as it’s time for King Joffrey and Margaery Tyrell to say their vows. For viewers who hadn’t read the books, much like last season’s ‘Red Wedding’, there was quite a shock in store tonight during the ‘Purple Wedding’. The episode is mostly focused on Joffrey and Margaery’s union, particularly on the festivities after the ceremony. After a charitable act from new Queen Margaery, which is quickly stamped on by ex-Queen bitch Cersei, the festivities take a more unpleasant turn. Joffrey has organised a play, which mocks Westeros’ fallen leaders who are all played by dwarves. He then attempts to goad his Uncle Tyrion, before subjecting him to embarrassment as his cup holder for the evening. Queen Margaery’s attempts to lighten events are unsuccessful, much to Cersei’s amusement.
However, towards the final moments of the episode, everything we’ve been waiting for since that ‘wee prick’ first set foot on our screens is finally put into motion. Joffrey rather brutally cuts open a giant pie (not as comical as it sounds, believe me) and takes a bite, commenting that he needs something to wash it down. After drinking some wine handed to him by Tyrion, Joffrey appears to be choking, but it quickly becomes apparent that he has been poisoned. Lady Olenna Tyrell urges people to come to their King’s aid, but, unsurprisingly, people are a little slow to rise from their chair. It is Jaime and Cersei who rush to Joffrey’s side, but it is far too late. As the young King turns purple and starts leaking blood (yuck), he points one final accusatory finger at Tyrion, who is stood examining the empty cup.
Ding dong, the prick is dead. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I’m sure there will be plenty of fans rejoicing tonight at Joffrey’s demise, myself included, but I’m not sure that it should have been so early on in the series. I knew it was coming, but with little attention on the wedding in the première, I didn’t think it would come quite so quickly. After all, the main villain has been killed off and we’re only on episode two. With Joffrey dead and Tyrion arrested, what’s going to happen next? Let’s leave the books out of it now now, because a lot of fans of the series haven’t read them. Did Tyrion kill Joffrey? There’s a whole bunch of folk in Westeros that would want the young King dead and Lady Olenna is surely a key suspect. After all, she makes several remarks about having paid for the wedding feast. However, there are plenty more suspects around, but Tyrion is an obvious choice.
Whilst I’m not sure about the timing of Joffrey’s death this season, I really did enjoy the build up to it. Much of the episode is focused on showing that Joffrey has no redeeming qualities, portraying him as the horrible little brat we’ve all come to know and hate. From the very offset tonight, as he receives a gift of Valyrian Steel in the form of ‘Widow’s Wail’, we’re reminded of this. With the season only just kicking off, the King’s death is surely to be the talking point in the wide world of Westeros in the coming weeks. As there was so much attention on the ‘Purple Wedding’ tonight, we’re offered very little insight into what’s going on outside of King’s Landing. We are, however, reminded of another character that we can all focus our hate on.
Despite my distaste for Theon last season, he’s become a shell of a fellow now that he’s missing his manhood and it’s difficult not to pity him. Especially since he’s been turned into the Bolton bastard’s ‘creature’. That’s quite an apt title for Ramsay Snow, super-dick. How Theon must have struggled not to slit his throat during that close shave, I do not know.
We also saw a glimpse of where Bran and co are up to on their journey, but I constantly find myself disinterested in that bunch of characters. Apart from Hodor of course, man of many words. It’s a similar story for Stannis Baratheon and the red woman, Melisandre and their Lord of Light. We’ve also been offered another look at Prince Oberyn’s interests, as he is quickly distracted by some sort of performer spreading her legs in the wedding celebrations. Then it’s not long before he’s eyeing up Ser Loras, who seems to enjoy the attention. There’s no room for Daenerys and her dragons tonight, along with Jon Snow, the Wildings and my favourite Stark, Arya. However, I’m sure that next week we can expect lots of reactions from across Westeros, none of which I can imagine will involve mourning for the late King.
So, as always, feel free to comment on the website with your views on tonight’s episode, but please avoid posting any spoilers on our Facebook page. I’ll be back next week with another Game of Thrones update, as I will aim to provide you with a fabulous review and re-cap of episode three, ‘Breaker of Chains’. I’m going to wrap this up with one of my favourite Joffrey memes, please share yours with us on Facebook.
If you have never heard “it’s in the game” whilst booting up your console or PC then you are one of the very rare few who has never played an EA game, congratulations. EA’s sport branch EA Sports is a behemoth in its respective arena and it looks likely to have hegemonic influence on the sports-gaming sector for the foreseeable future.
The jewel in its crown is most definitely the FIFA franchise. This football game consistently tops the yearly best-seller list and its recent Incarnation, FIFA 14, was only bested by Grand Theft Auto Five (which managed to ship 3.67million copies.) With their latest offing, 2014 FIFA World Cup Brazil, poised for release shortly , why not guide your team to World Cup success, regardless of the chances that www.betfair.com may have given them, and in turn only bolster the purse-strings of EA Sports?
Their biggest rival in the football market is Konami’s Pro Evolution Soccer, which has a loyal cult following, but has shockingly not made the move across to next-generation consoles as of yet. A potentially disastrous move, allowing EA to establish a foothold in the next-gen market and unchallenged no less! It seems that EA’s biggest rivals have given them an inch and you don’t need to go on Betfair to realise that EA will take the mile.
With EA taking the UFC rights from THQ they now dominate the boxing and mixed martial arts sectors of the video game market aswell. This is a sizeable piece of the pie that any respective game developer is going to struggle to get a bite of. The only fighting sports-based game that isn’t in the hands of EA is the WWE titles.
With Madden and NCAA Football they are the sole provider of American Football games and with Tiger Woods PGA Tour and NHL 14, they are also in control of the golf and ice hockey markets. The only games really missing is a solid tennis game and for them to see off their 2k rivals in the basketball market.
It is of little surprise then that EA posted revenues of $4.143 billion for 2012? these figures are only going to increase thanks to the domination of EA Sports, a domination that is unlikely to see any kind of putsch for some time…. As it StandsEA Sports ARE the sports-game market.
It has been floating around the web for a while that Paul Bettany will don Vision’s costume, teaming up with the Avengers for the upcoming Avengers: Age of Ultron, but until recently there has been no confirmation of these rumours. That is until Paul Bettany told the world, during an interview with Jimmy Kimmel, that Marvel has decided to give him something more to do within their Cinematic Universe than voicing J.A.R.V.I.S.
For those that aren’t “in the know” The Vision is an android superhero that is a member of the Avengers and (obviously) helps them out with various threats. But what he’ll be able to do in the upcoming film is still a mystery, as is the way his costume will look like, given that the modern incarnations of our favourite heroes and villains have all been altered (to great effect, if I may say so myself). Everyone is very tight-lipped about everything and anything surrounding the events of the soon to be released movie (and by that I do mean it’s coming out in about a year or so), with the running gag of there being a sniper at the ready to take out anyone that dares let out the smallest bit of information about what they’re plotting to do.
Given The Vision’s connection to Ultron, the addition of this character seems fitting and no worries, I will not spoil any important plot points for you, though I do believe that there’s a fifty year expiry date for spoilers, so others might not be as nice as I am. Marvel hasn’t failed its fans so far and given Paul Bettany’s skills when it comes to his craft, I think he’ll be a fitting addition to the other great names that have graced our screens since superhero movies have made a comeback.
Despite his reservations at giving up the cushy job of voicing Tony Stark’s constant companion JARVIS for a more active role within Marvel’s universe, I am quite happy to see him as The Vision and I am sure that no one will be disappointed in how things will turn out. I guess we’ll see in about a year whether I’m right or the nay-sayers – since there are quite a few of those around – have won this round.
This new TV spot titled “Brothers” is our first opportunity to see Master Splinter – sensei, teacher and father figure to the turtles. Now let’s be honest, the first look of the turtles didn’t go down so well (they have noses, it looks stupid) however, this split second glimpse of Splinter is intriguing.
He looks just like a giant rat wearing clothes, which I know is exactly what he is supposed to be, but it’s very realistic and rather creepy – I think it could be the beady eyes and pink ears. On a positive note I am digging the ‘tache. Either way it’s nice to see him wielding a nice big sword/katana/sword cane (it’s hard to tell from such a short clip) and from the voice over, it seems he is ever the wise mentor offering advice to his students.
This spot also bring us a little more turtle action, a touch of hand to hand combat and what I can only assume is Mikey riding a souped up skateboard. Cowabunga dude!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMaiWbVCZ0o
The film stars Megan Fox, Will Arnett, Whoopi Goldberg, Noel Fisher, William Fichtner, Alan Ritchson, Johnny Knoxville and is directed by Jonathan Liebesman. Due to open in US cinemas on August 8 but our UK followers will have to wait until October 17, what gives?
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